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Most Emailed Photos - 05/27/2004 by Mort
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The planet Saturn is shown in views near and far in these photographs released by NASA, confused by unintelligent people as Uranus.

URANUS HEHEH!!

HEHEH UR-ANUS!!

YER-ANUS HEHEHEHEH!!

Shut up Beavis.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Bush == Beavis, discuss:

There are 19 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> ..and Cheney is Beavis, the real brains behind the whole operation?

<guyPaulo> You mean Butthead.
<ElvisThePelvis> Bush == Beavis is a real slam against Beavis.
<Mort> 1) They're both from Texas
2) When "Beavis and Butthead" went off the air, George Bush appeared in politics.

Coincidence?

<obtuse> The guy to the left of Bush is so fucking content, it's creeping me out.
<guyPaulo> Holy hen-f*ckers, Batman! Check out this story on Yahoo: ...story.news.yahoo.com...
"The hen was slaughtered after the incident."
<Mort> Nice, first raped, then murdered, and then the colonel picked him up for his special KFC recipe.
<ajiav> and didn't even have the respect to call it 'ZFC'
<guyPaulo> Actually Mort, the hen was a girl. See, boy chickens don't possess the cloacae, which is what hen f*ckers actually put their d*ck in.

<guyPaulo> ....dear god.....someone please shoot me for knowing that...
<AnGeL^SYFG> it's all so... quiet
<AnGeL^SYFG> o-k *SHOOT*
<Mort> Oops accidental "him" there, unless the Colonel used the raper in the special KFC recipe.

I guess it would be hard to cock rape a cock.

<guyPaulo> I thought that the ckicken "finger" I had yesterday tasted a little TOO creamy...
<ElvisThePelvis> GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I just had chicken for lunch.....
<Axolotl> The PC term is 'chickenlovers'!

...www.tvtome.com...

<Naien> Oki...off topic...but Angel...what does the syfg stand for in your sn?
<Naien> Oki...off topic...but Angel...what does the syfg stand for in your sn?
<Naien> Sorry about the double post....my computer went crazy on me


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