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Most Emailed Photos - 05/27/2004 by Mort
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The planet Saturn is shown in views near and far in these photographs released by NASA, confused by unintelligent people as Uranus.

URANUS HEHEH!!

HEHEH UR-ANUS!!

YER-ANUS HEHEHEHEH!!

Shut up Beavis.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Bush == Beavis, discuss:


There are 19 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> ..and Cheney is Beavis, the real brains behind the whole operation?

<guyPaulo> You mean Butthead.
<ElvisThePelvis> Bush == Beavis is a real slam against Beavis.
<Mort> 1) They're both from Texas
2) When "Beavis and Butthead" went off the air, George Bush appeared in politics.

Coincidence?

<obtuse> The guy to the left of Bush is so fucking content, it's creeping me out.
<guyPaulo> Holy hen-f*ckers, Batman! Check out this story on Yahoo: ...story.news.yahoo.com...
"The hen was slaughtered after the incident."
<Mort> Nice, first raped, then murdered, and then the colonel picked him up for his special KFC recipe.
<ajiav> and didn't even have the respect to call it 'ZFC'
<guyPaulo> Actually Mort, the hen was a girl. See, boy chickens don't possess the cloacae, which is what hen f*ckers actually put their d*ck in.

<guyPaulo> ....dear god.....someone please shoot me for knowing that...
<AnGeL^SYFG> it's all so... quiet
<AnGeL^SYFG> o-k *SHOOT*
<Mort> Oops accidental "him" there, unless the Colonel used the raper in the special KFC recipe.

I guess it would be hard to cock rape a cock.

<guyPaulo> I thought that the ckicken "finger" I had yesterday tasted a little TOO creamy...
<ElvisThePelvis> GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I just had chicken for lunch.....
<Axolotl> The PC term is 'chickenlovers'!

...www.tvtome.com...

<Naien> Oki...off topic...but Angel...what does the syfg stand for in your sn?
<Naien> Oki...off topic...but Angel...what does the syfg stand for in your sn?
<Naien> Sorry about the double post....my computer went crazy on me


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