[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/25/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"I done told you twice now to keep off the Capitol lawn, Missus Love...

We all liked yer husband's record albums, don't get me wrong...

"But we can't have you out here raisin' a ruckus every time you be showin' yer boobies to some elementary school field trip.

"No, I ain't got no interest in them parts, neither..."
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 254 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:34Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:33Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:32Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:31Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:30Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:29Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:28Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:27Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:25Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:24Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:22Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:16Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:13Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:09Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:06Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:05Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:03Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:59Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:58Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:56Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:55Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:54Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:51Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:50Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:48Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:47Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:46Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:45Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:44Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:43Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:42Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:41Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:40Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:36Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:32Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:30Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:29Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:28Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:27Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:26Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:25Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:24Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:21Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:17Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:15Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:12Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:09Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:59Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:56Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:52Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:49Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:48Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:47Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:40Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:36Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:28Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:25Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:23Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:14Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:10Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:08Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:07Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:06Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:05Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:04Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:03Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:59Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:55Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:49Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:48Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:47Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:36Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:31Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:29Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:28Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:23Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:18Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:15Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:14Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:13Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:03Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:23:01Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:55Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:51Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:47Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:43Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:40Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:35Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:34Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:33Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:32Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:31Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:29Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:24Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:22Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:19Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:15Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:11Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:10Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:09Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:08Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:05Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:04Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:02Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:22:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:59Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:57Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:52Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:49Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:48Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:45Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:43Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:40Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:38Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:36Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:32Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:28Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:23Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:20Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:17Caption #1.2
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:13Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:08Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:04Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:21:03Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:59Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:58Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:57Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:56Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:55Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:54Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:53Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:52Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:50Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:49Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:47Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:29Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:26Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:24Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:23Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:22Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:21Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:19Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:17Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:14Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:13Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:12Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:11Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:09Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:20:07Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:59Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:55Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:51Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:47Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:44Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:39Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:36Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:35Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:26Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:25Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:24Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:23Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:20Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:20Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:18Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:16Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:13Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:05Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker13:19:04Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:59Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:52Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:48Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:45Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:39Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:31Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:30Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:27Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:22Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:19Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:11Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:04Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:02Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:18:00Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:58Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:57Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:56Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:54Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:52Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:51Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:50Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:47Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:45Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:43Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:40Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:39Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:35Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:32Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:27Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:23Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:15Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:08Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:17:04Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:59Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:58Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:56Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:55Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:51Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:50Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:49Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:48Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:47Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:44Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:43Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:39Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:37Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:16:36Caption #717

Board [Post Message]

This week's Man with the Long Rifle is:

apple juice is a verb.



The flexible carpet munchers are: ElvisThePelvis, crazed_furbolg and Lauren.


There are 22 messages for this day.
<ajiav> I don't like not having anything on the main page to read.
<ajiav> It is as if the last two days sapped everybody...
<Mort> Too much debate. We could discuss the pros and cons of ice cream flavours.
<ajiav> I have difficulty thinking of even one ice cream flavor 'con.'
<Mort> That's why it's the perfect debate.
<Carol> I am opposed to Anchovy.
<Mort> No better ice cream flavour combination than Anchovy and horse glue.
<Carol> Surf 'n' Turf.
<Kumiho> I rather like mint choco chip myself. (NOT, I'm lactose intolerant and blow up like a balloon if I eat ice cream. ::sob::)
<3Suns> 1) Cookie Dough
2) Pistachio
3) Sweet cream (ice cream with no flavoring but sugar)
4) Black Raspberry
5) French Vanilla
<obtuse> OOOH! Road Runner supposedly shows up tomorrow! *crosses fingers*
<3Suns> Better have your giant firework jetpack ready, obtuse!
<Mort> German Chocolate Cake is notoriously hard to find.
<ElvisThePelvis> Only an *IDIOT* would like Pistachio!!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> Sorry...left over from the past two days...

{{{hugs}}} 3Suns

<ajiav> It's a bit Art Bell of me, but I am convinced that some people don't link on purpose.
<ajiav> Talk about ice cream. I envy you guys. Heck, Pistachio should be classified as the ultimate Religion. I'm glad I'm not required to show that much dairy. Think about it. There are no inter-flavor links.

I am not touting veganism here, I'm just saying Atkins creates more problems than it solves. Don't treat it like it is fat-free.

<ajiav> (sorry for altering your words, creationist guy.)
<Kumiho> ::snickers:: excellent steal ajiav!
<Mort> Wow I posted the results on time!

Congratz ajiav.

<3Suns> lol, Elvis you realize that most of what I posted 2 days ago in the creashunism thread was parodying that guy, right?
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah. I have the ability work on that level. Most of the creationist people aren't capable of that type of humor/thought. It makes for a great intelligence test.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post