[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/25/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"I done told you twice now to keep off the Capitol lawn, Missus Love...

We all liked yer husband's record albums, don't get me wrong...

"But we can't have you out here raisin' a ruckus every time you be showin' yer boobies to some elementary school field trip.

"No, I ain't got no interest in them parts, neither..."
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 202 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:27Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:26Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:25Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:21Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:19Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:17Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:12Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:06Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:05Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:04Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:03Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:02Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:01Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:00Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:59Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:56Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:41Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:40Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:36Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:35Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:34Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:33Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:32Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:31Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:24Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:23Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:20Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:16Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:08Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:07Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:01Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:56Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:51Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:39Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:38Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:37Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:35Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:30Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:26Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:14Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:13Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:12Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:10Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:09Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:05Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:03Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:00Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:54Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:52Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:51Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:50Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:46Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:42Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:41Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:40Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:38Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:37Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:36Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:29Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:24Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:23Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:22Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:21Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:19Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:18Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:17Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:14Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:12Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:11Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:09Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:08Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:06Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:05Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:03Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:02Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:01Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:59Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:57Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:52Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:47Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:46Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:43Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:42Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:41Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:40Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:38Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:37Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:30Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:28Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:26Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:24Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:23Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:22Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:21Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:20Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:19Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:15Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:12Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:11Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:01Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:54Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:44Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:43Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:36Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:25Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:20Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:16Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:14Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:11Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:09Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:03Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:00Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:59Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:57Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:55Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:52Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:51Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:48Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:47Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:41Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:38Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:35Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:33Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:32Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:18Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:14Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:08Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:58Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:57Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:56Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:54Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:53Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:48Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:45Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:42Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:40Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:35Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:33Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:31Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:29Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:28Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:25Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:18Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:16Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:14Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:11Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:10Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:07Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:06Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:05Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:04Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:01Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:53Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:49Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:46Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:43Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:41Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:39Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:36Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:31Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:26Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:21Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:17Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:13Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:12Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:11Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:10Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:07Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:04Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:58Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:49Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:39Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:35Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:34Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:33Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:31Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:27Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:25Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:24Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:23Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:15Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:07Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:59Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:51Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:43Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:36Caption #4

Board [Post Message]

This week's Man with the Long Rifle is:

apple juice is a verb.



The flexible carpet munchers are: ElvisThePelvis, crazed_furbolg and Lauren.


There are 22 messages for this day.
<ajiav> I don't like not having anything on the main page to read.
<ajiav> It is as if the last two days sapped everybody...
<Mort> Too much debate. We could discuss the pros and cons of ice cream flavours.
<ajiav> I have difficulty thinking of even one ice cream flavor 'con.'
<Mort> That's why it's the perfect debate.
<Carol> I am opposed to Anchovy.
<Mort> No better ice cream flavour combination than Anchovy and horse glue.
<Carol> Surf 'n' Turf.
<Kumiho> I rather like mint choco chip myself. (NOT, I'm lactose intolerant and blow up like a balloon if I eat ice cream. ::sob::)
<3Suns> 1) Cookie Dough
2) Pistachio
3) Sweet cream (ice cream with no flavoring but sugar)
4) Black Raspberry
5) French Vanilla
<obtuse> OOOH! Road Runner supposedly shows up tomorrow! *crosses fingers*
<3Suns> Better have your giant firework jetpack ready, obtuse!
<Mort> German Chocolate Cake is notoriously hard to find.
<ElvisThePelvis> Only an *IDIOT* would like Pistachio!!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> Sorry...left over from the past two days...

{{{hugs}}} 3Suns

<ajiav> It's a bit Art Bell of me, but I am convinced that some people don't link on purpose.
<ajiav> Talk about ice cream. I envy you guys. Heck, Pistachio should be classified as the ultimate Religion. I'm glad I'm not required to show that much dairy. Think about it. There are no inter-flavor links.

I am not touting veganism here, I'm just saying Atkins creates more problems than it solves. Don't treat it like it is fat-free.

<ajiav> (sorry for altering your words, creationist guy.)
<Kumiho> ::snickers:: excellent steal ajiav!
<Mort> Wow I posted the results on time!

Congratz ajiav.

<3Suns> lol, Elvis you realize that most of what I posted 2 days ago in the creashunism thread was parodying that guy, right?
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah. I have the ability work on that level. Most of the creationist people aren't capable of that type of humor/thought. It makes for a great intelligence test.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post