Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/25/2004

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"I done told you twice now to keep off the Capitol lawn, Missus Love...

We all liked yer husband's record albums, don't get me wrong...

"But we can't have you out here raisin' a ruckus every time you be showin' yer boobies to some elementary school field trip.

"No, I ain't got no interest in them parts, neither..."

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(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week's Man with the Long Rifle is:

apple juice is a verb.

The flexible carpet munchers are: ElvisThePelvis, crazed_furbolg and Lauren.

There are 22 messages for this day.

<ajiav> I don't like not having anything on the main page to read.

<ajiav> It is as if the last two days sapped everybody...

<Mort> Too much debate. We could discuss the pros and cons of ice cream flavours.

<ajiav> I have difficulty thinking of even one ice cream flavor 'con.'

<Mort> That's why it's the perfect debate.

<Carol> I am opposed to Anchovy.

<Mort> No better ice cream flavour combination than Anchovy and horse glue.

<Carol> Surf 'n' Turf.

<Kumiho> I rather like mint choco chip myself. (NOT, I'm lactose intolerant and blow up like a balloon if I eat ice cream. ::sob::)

<3Suns> 1) Cookie Dough
2) Pistachio
3) Sweet cream (ice cream with no flavoring but sugar)
4) Black Raspberry
5) French Vanilla

<obtuse> OOOH! Road Runner supposedly shows up tomorrow! *crosses fingers*

<3Suns> Better have your giant firework jetpack ready, obtuse!

<Mort> German Chocolate Cake is notoriously hard to find.

<ElvisThePelvis> Only an *IDIOT* would like Pistachio!!!!

<ElvisThePelvis> Sorry...left over from the past two days...

{{{hugs}}} 3Suns

<ajiav> It's a bit Art Bell of me, but I am convinced that some people don't link on purpose.

<ajiav> Talk about ice cream. I envy you guys. Heck, Pistachio should be classified as the ultimate Religion. I'm glad I'm not required to show that much dairy. Think about it. There are no inter-flavor links.

I am not touting veganism here, I'm just saying Atkins creates more problems than it solves. Don't treat it like it is fat-free.

<ajiav> (sorry for altering your words, creationist guy.)

<Kumiho> ::snickers:: excellent steal ajiav!

<Mort> Wow I posted the results on time!

Congratz ajiav.

<3Suns> lol, Elvis you realize that most of what I posted 2 days ago in the creashunism thread was parodying that guy, right?

<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah. I have the ability work on that level. Most of the creationist people aren't capable of that type of humor/thought. It makes for a great intelligence test.

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