Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/18/2004

by apple juice is a verb

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

He wasn't always blind.

I just happened to see a pretty girl...

...while he was sitting on my crotch.

(AP)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 236 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:14 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:13 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:10 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:09 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:08 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:07 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:06 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:04 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:33:00 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:56 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:54 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:49 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:47 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:46 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:45 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:37 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:36 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:34 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:31 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:27 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:26 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:25 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:24 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:23 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:21 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:20 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:15 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:14 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:13 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:12 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:09 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:08 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:07 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:06 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:04 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:32:00 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:59 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:58 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:57 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:55 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:54 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:53 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:52 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:50 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:48 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:47 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:46 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:45 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:44 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:30 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:24 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:23 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:20 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:19 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:18 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:17 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:16 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:15 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:14 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:13 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:12 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:11 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:10 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:08 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:04 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:03 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:01 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:31:00 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:57 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:55 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:54 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:51 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:50 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:49 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:48 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:47 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:46 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:45 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:44 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:43 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:42 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:41 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:40 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:39 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:38 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:37 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:34 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:33 Caption #-82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:32 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:31 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:28 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:15 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:14 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:04 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:03 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:30:02 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:44 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:39 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:31 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:30 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:28 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:14 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:12 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:06 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:03 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:01 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:29:00 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:58 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:44 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:40 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:33 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:25 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:23 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:19 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:14 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:13 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:08 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:06 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:04 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:02 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:57 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:54 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:48 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:42 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:40 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:37 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:36 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:33 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:30 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:24 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:23 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:18 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:13 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:08 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:05 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:04 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:01 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:55 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:54 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:50 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:45 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:38 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:33 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:23 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:13 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:12 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:09 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:08 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:07 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:03 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:02 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:00 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:56 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:51 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:50 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:49 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:48 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:47 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:46 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:45 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:44 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:42 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:40 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:38 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:31 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:30 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:26 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:24 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:23 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:22 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:21 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:20 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:19 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:18 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:17 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:16 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:15 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:09 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:01 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:00 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:59 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:58 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:56 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:54 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:53 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:52 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:51 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:49 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:48 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:47 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:46 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:45 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:44 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:43 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:42 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:36 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:33 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:31 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:29 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:27 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:19 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:18 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:17 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:16 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:15 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:12 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:08 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:07 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:06 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:05 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:04 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:02 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:01 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:00 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:59 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:58 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:57 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:56 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:55 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:54 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:52 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:51 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:50 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:49 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:47 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:46 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:45 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:44 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:41 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:31 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:24 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:23 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:17 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:16 Caption #113

Board

[Post Message]

This week's Britney's boob is:

apple juice is a verb.

And the crotch chihuahuas are: Tumppi, obtuse and Zathras.

There are 6 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> Hello and welcome new Caption Monkies!

Be sure to read how the contest works. You should try to link the captions to each other, so the combination of text and pictures reads like a comic strip.

Verse, limericks, and tasteful lewdness is encouraged!

<Kumiho> and tasteless lewdness is also pretty common, although it won't garnish nearly as many votes as comic lewdness.

<Kumiho> I wonder why this pix didn't make the cut today.
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Mort> I think we had enough boob from the day before Kumiho.

<Kumiho> Fair enough.

<obtuse> Jeez... I got an honorable mention/discharge with only one vote?

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post