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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/18/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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He wasn't always blind.

I just happened to see a pretty girl...

...while he was sitting on my crotch.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's Britney's boob is:

apple juice is a verb.



And the crotch chihuahuas are: Tumppi, obtuse and Zathras.


There are 6 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hello and welcome new Caption Monkies!

Be sure to read how the contest works. You should try to link the captions to each other, so the combination of text and pictures reads like a comic strip.

Verse, limericks, and tasteful lewdness is encouraged!

<Kumiho> and tasteless lewdness is also pretty common, although it won't garnish nearly as many votes as comic lewdness.
<Kumiho> I wonder why this pix didn't make the cut today.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I think we had enough boob from the day before Kumiho.
<Kumiho> Fair enough.
<obtuse> Jeez... I got an honorable mention/discharge with only one vote?


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