Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 05/12/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Fuel costs are so high,

and the planet so far, but

Earth girls are easy.

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 241 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:49 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:48 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:47 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:46 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:44 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:43 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:42 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:41 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:40 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:39 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:38 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:36 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:35 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:34 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:33 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:32 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:31 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:30 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:29 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:28 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:27 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:26 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:25 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:24 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:23 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:22 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:21 Caption #974

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:20 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:19 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:18 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:17 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:16 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:15 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:14 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:13 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:12 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:11 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:10 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:09 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:08 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:07 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:06 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:05 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:04 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:03 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:02 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:59 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:58 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:57 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:56 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:55 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:54 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:53 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:51 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:49 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:48 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:47 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:46 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:45 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:44 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:42 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:40 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:39 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:38 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:37 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:36 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:35 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:34 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:33 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:32 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:31 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:30 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:29 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:28 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:27 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:26 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:25 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:24 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:23 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:22 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:21 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:20 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:19 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:18 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:17 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:16 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:15 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:14 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:13 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:12 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:11 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:10 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:08 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:07 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:05 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:03 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:02 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:01 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:00 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:59 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:58 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:57 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:56 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:55 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:54 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:53 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:52 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:51 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:50 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:49 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:48 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:47 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:46 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:45 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:44 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:43 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:42 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:41 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:40 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:39 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:38 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:37 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:35 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:34 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:33 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:32 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:31 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:30 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:29 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:28 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:27 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:26 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:25 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:24 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:23 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:22 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:21 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:20 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:18 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:17 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:16 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:15 Caption #-66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:14 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:12 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:10 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:09 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:08 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:06 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:05 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:04 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:02 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:01 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:00 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:58 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:57 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:56 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:55 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:54 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:53 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:52 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:51 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:50 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:49 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:48 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:47 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:46 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:45 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:44 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:43 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:42 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:40 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:38 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:37 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:36 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:35 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:34 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:32 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:31 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:30 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:29 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:28 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:27 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:26 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:25 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:24 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:23 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:22 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:21 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:20 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:19 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:18 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:17 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:16 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:14 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:13 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:10 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:07 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:06 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:05 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:04 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:03 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:02 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:01 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:00 Caption #983

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:59 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:58 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:57 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:56 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:55 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:54 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:53 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:52 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:51 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:50 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:49 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:48 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:47 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:46 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:45 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:44 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:43 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:42 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:41 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:40 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:39 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:38 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:37 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:36 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:35 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:34 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:33 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:32 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:31 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:30 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:29 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:28 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:27 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:25 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:24 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:22 Caption #652

Board

[Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

This is the second HAIKU day, strangely the last one had a gas price image in it too. I wonder if we will have another board haiku battle?

There are 14 messages for this day.

<Morgus> Can we have a limerick day sometime?

<Kumiho> I found a pix of Mort as a youngster!...story.news.yahoo.com...

<guyPaulo> Is it ok if we just talk about writing haikus in our captions?

<Lauren> Morgus asked Mort for a day
When all poets could come out to play
To see who is worse
At writing some verse
With the rhyme scheme aabba

<guyPaulo> Mort hits the keyboard;
"You all must write haikus! NOW!"
Caption monkies cry.

Haikus can be tough.
Especially for me,
Since I can not count.

<Pedro Gonzales> Lets have an amnesty- who has been counting on their fingers when captioning?!

<Mort> I am probably
the worst at the writing haiku
and all poetry.

<shininglion>
Mort, you make me sad.
Haiku is so difficult...
I suck at writing.

<guyPaulo> Cheer up s-lion.
I've got an idea for you:
Eat some Christians!

<Morgus> Lauren may have quenched all need for limericks in these quarters!

<jordie3> Head is aching hard
Difficult to concentrate
No more straight hot fudge

<cody> what is up jim you are my all time faverit acter i hered you are making a neww movie caled fun with dick and jane cant wait to see it holy moly it is time to go maby you shuld give me a call sumetime is youre number still 911 allrightythen cody

<> I need some one to suck my dick.

<Fuck> Hey what's happen to your balls.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post