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Most Emailed Photos - 05/10/2004 by Mort
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You think you are getting somewhere, but the man always brings you down.

Then you notice that only the stupid people are breeding these days.

Those weird suicide cults are looking better each day.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 16 messages for this day.
<Carol> Witty greeting! Local weather condition. Query re: others' conversational absence?
<guyPaulo> The monkies are all getting on up there in age, and aren't as talkative as they once were back in the good ol' days.
<Mort> I thought people yap more as they get older. About Mrs. Snowcone down the road with the tiny underwear on her washing line and about Mr. Lutonpants next door who smokes 4 packs of cigarettes each day and hasn't had a job in two years.
<ajiav> someone has to prompt a conversation with topic.

throw out random personal anecdotes and see if any of them resonate enough for people to respond.

<Axolotl> Okay, it's 8.30 and there's nothing to eat around here. Not even a stray package of ramen noodles. I'm too tired to go to the store. Restaurants do not deliver food here.

If I were Homer Simpson, I'd eat a bag of flour and be happy!

<Mort> A bag of flour is almost donuts.
<ajiav> pancake mix will see you through wars.
<3Suns> Short wars with lots of hot plates and maple syrup, yeah.
<apple juice is a verb> Is there any other kind?
<Axolotl> I found some pasta! Tonight I dine like a grad student!

<Kumiho> mmm... pasta... are you gonna make meatballs too?
<Kumiho> Boy I hope this one shows up tomorrow....story.news.yahoo.com...

And Mort, thanks for the Ostrich pix!

<guyPaulo> I'll give you all a topic: "The industrial revolution was neither industrial nor a revolution. Discuss."
<Axolotl> I'm running a website for a j-pop singer through babelfish. The translations are very strange compared to WWWJDIC (...www.csse.monash.edu.au...

Momoi no hanabira - Fragrance of peach blossom becomes "Pink no flower handbill" and "Sakuranbo" - Cherries turns into "Fence viewing bo"

<Kumiho> =P I've finished all my history classes thank you. Now, does anyone have a good recipe for ostrich?
<Mort> History is all made up, as long as you are good at lying you will do well.


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