[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I told her, don't be staring at me while I be eating!

But she didn't listen.

So I went down on her like Mount Vesuvius went all down on Pompei.

Who's the dog now girl?

Woof!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 323 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:10Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:09Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:08Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:07Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:05Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:56:02Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:59Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:58Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:54Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:54Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:52Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:51Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:50Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:49Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:48Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:47Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:46Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:44Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:43Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:42Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:41Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:40Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:39Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:38Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:37Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:36Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:35Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:34Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:33Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:30Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:26Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:25Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:24Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:23Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:22Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:21Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:20Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:18Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:17Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:16Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:15Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:14Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:13Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:12Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:10Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:08Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:07Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:07Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:05Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:04Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:03Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:02Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:01Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker20:55:00Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:59Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:58Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:57Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:56Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:50Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:47Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:46Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:45Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:43Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:42Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:41Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:40Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:39Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:38Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:37Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:35Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:34Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:33Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:30Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:27Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:26Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:25Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:24Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:23Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:22Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:21Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:20Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:19Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:18Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:14Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:12Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:10Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:08Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:07Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:06Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:04Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:03Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:02Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:54:00Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:58Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:55Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:54Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:51Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:50Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:49Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:48Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:47Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:46Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:45Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:44Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:43Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:42Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:41Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:39Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:38Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:36Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:35Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:32Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:30Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:27Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:26Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:24Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:23Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:22Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:21Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:20Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:19Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:18Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:17Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:16Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:15Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:14Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:13Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:11Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:10Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:08Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:06Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:05Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:04Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:04Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:02Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:01Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker20:53:00Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:59Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:57Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:56Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:55Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:53Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:53Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:51Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:50Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:46Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:42Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:41Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:40Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:39Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:38Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:35Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:34Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:32Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:30Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:29Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:28Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:27Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:26Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:25Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:23Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:22Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:21Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:20Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:19Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:18Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:17Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:16Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:15Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:14Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:12Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:11Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:10Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:09Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:08Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:07Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:06Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:04Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:02Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:52:00Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:55Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:53Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:50Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:48Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:47Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:46Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:44Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:43Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:41Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:40Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:37Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:32Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:29Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:27Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:26Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:25Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:23Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:22Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:21Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:20Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:18Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:17Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:15Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:14Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:12Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:10Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:07Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:06Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:04Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:03Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:02Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:00Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:59Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:58Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:50Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:47Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:46Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:45Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:42Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:40Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:38Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:36Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:34Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:31Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:26Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:24Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:22Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:21Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:17Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:16Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:15Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:14Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:12Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:10Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:07Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:06Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:05Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:04Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:03Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:50:02Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:58Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:55Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:54Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:53Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:50Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:49Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:46Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:45Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:42Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:41Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:40Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:38Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:37Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:36Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:35Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:34Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:33Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:31Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:30Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:28Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:27Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:26Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:22Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:18Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:16Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:13Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:12Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:11Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:10Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:09Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:08Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:06Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:04Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:02Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:01Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker20:49:00Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:58Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:55Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:54Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:52Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:51Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:50Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:48Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:47Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:46Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:45Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:43Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:42Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:38Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:35Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:34Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:32Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:31Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:48:30Caption #566

Board [Post Message]

I feel like I'm on the edge of something, maybe it's faith, or maybe it's blind luck.

I have zero faith, I follow the trusted belief of not believing in things, things happen, and there ain't no grand plan. Then all of a sudden remarkable coincidences pop out of the ground like spring flowers after a warm spell. Here is the conundrum, riddle me this:

About five months ago some friends and I crafted a short story through random improvisation. A tiny little seed of a story that rested dormant in the back of our minds, growing subconciously as time moved on. Then this week I read a short story in a book written fifty years ago that made our story seem like a perfectly fitting prelude.

I know what you are thinking: so what? There are about seven original stories in the world, of course a chord of one might find harmony in another. You are right, but it wasn't the plot, characters or atmosphere that jolted my memory. It was the details, the totally random details: a cave, two hermits, white beard, treasure, sequined dress, english chests of draws and more.

I asked the others if they had read the story years ago, or even other books by author, in case the details had been lodged in their subconcious, but no. I know that just one coincidence isn't so important, but this follows many others. This is a time when pieces are fitting together far too easily and fate seems to be pushing me along.

I still don't have faith, but I am doubtful it is all down to blind luck. I feel that I used to be tuned to a frequency that was only static, and now I am tuned to someone/something else.


There are 17 messages for this day.
<3Suns> Freaky. Reminds me of the guy who wrote a book called The Wreck of the Titan about a huge unsinkable ship that hit an iceberg and sank as a gruesome parable of man's hubris... 14 years before the actual Titanic was even built.
<3Suns> /me is a little disappointed we won't be looking at ...us.news1.yimg.com... for the rest of the weekend...
<Kumiho> ...I donno, since it's not crass day wouldn't the pix come off as being just a little offensive?
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the commentless captions today? I like reading the comments as much as the captions some days.
<Fah Q> No Comment.
<Fah Q> No Comment.
<Kumiho> okay, I've done my little commenting
<Kumiho> btw, Mort, interesting commentary, but i've had simular experieces myself.
<Mort> That's just a coincidence Kumiho. ;)
<ajiav> I get to see peanut butter wolf tonight
<Kumiho> What's that, a band?
<obtuse> Hip-hop guy/group or something. Lots of lyrics, minimal beats. I'm not sure if PBW actually does any vocals or if its just DJing.
<obtuse> Ok, maybe not. I'm was just judging from the tracks I found. Sounds like he's more like a scratcher in the vein of DJ Q-Bert.

...www.stonesthrow.com...

<Steve Crow> The night is high and so am I.
<Axolotl> Some really freaky looking monkies on Yahoo! pictures today. Hope they're still there on monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<obtuse> Twin Gollums!
<Mark> *yawn* Okay, I'm back.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post