[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Even though the sky is now full of "star wars" style satellites with fricking powerful lasers, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was still worried.

He wanted to sink his claws into the sleeping tiger of North Korea,

and continue his personal quest to find Weapons of Mass Destruction.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 182 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:37Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:34Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:29Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:25Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:24Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:58Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:57Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:48Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:41Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:04Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:03Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:55Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:53Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:48Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:45Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:44Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:43Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:40Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:39Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:38Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:37Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:30Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:29Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:28Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:25Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:22Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:21Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:20Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:18Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:17Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:16Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:12Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:11Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:10Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:08Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:07Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:05Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:04Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:03Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:01Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:58Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:51Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:50Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:47Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:46Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:45Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:41Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:40Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:37Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:36Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:35Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:34Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:29Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:28Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:24Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:22Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:21Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:20Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:17Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:16Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:13Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:08Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:07Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:06Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:05Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:02Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:01Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:59Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:56Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:52Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:51Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:50Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:49Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:48Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:47Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:35Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:34Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:28Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:23Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:02Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:01Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:58Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:56Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:36Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:34Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:18Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:51Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:45Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:42Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:33Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:32Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:13Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:12Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:09Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:08Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:07Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:06Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:04Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:53Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:40Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:37Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:34Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:28Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:22Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:16Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:13Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:05Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:59Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:54Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:53Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:50Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:49Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:45Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:42Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:39Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:36Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:35Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:33Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:30Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:29Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:27Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:26Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:25Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:21Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:20Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:19Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:17Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:14Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:13Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:12Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:11Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:10Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:08Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:07Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:06Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:05Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:02Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:01Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:00Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:59Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:58Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:57Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:55Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:50Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:45Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:44Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:40Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:39Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:35Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:34Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:30Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:29Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:28Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:27Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:25Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:19Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:17Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:15Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:09Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:04Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:01Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:48Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:47Caption #466

Board [Post Message]


There are 33 messages for this day.
<Mark> LOL .. love it Mort, love it ..
<mypalmike> Nice!
<Severian> He's investigating the wrong area, they're not in Saddam's pants.
Q: Where did Saddam hide his armies?
A: In his little sleevies.
<Kumiho> um... Mort, was there suppose to be a theme today?
<guyPaulo> Today is "Normal Day."
<Mort> We already had a theme this week, the theme day will be next Thursday.
6 alternative captions? Are you all asleep?
<Hysterical Woman> Could you make some easy acess archive, Mort?
<ElvisThePelvis> I would rather throw out the 40 oz. (R0X0RZ) rating now that Teh New Sexy. It just looks cooler.
<Kumiho> Wait I'm confused - you want to dump the old teh New Sexy for the bottle o'f beer?
<mypalmike> Oh! I thought that was a "thumb's up", with some sort of bright light shining on the thumb!
<mypalmike> Maybe for "bad 'n' sad", the monkie could be pouring a 40.
<mypalmike> Oh, one more thing. I always thought the "thumb's up" was actually the monkie pleasuring another monkie.
<mypalmike> Oh, and another thing. (I promise to shut up now.) The voting guide could explain that "WTF" stands for "Why's That Funny?", which is of course what it stands for.
<mypalmike> Or "Where's Teh Funny?"
<ElvisThePelvis> I think the 40 oz. is the best compliment followed by teh new sexy
<Mort> It's an old english phrase standing for "Wash thy foot", in reference to making sure you have a clean foot before placing it in your mouth.
<obtuse> The white on the new icons seems almost too bright, IMO.
<Lauren> I thought WTF = Where's teh feeb?
<mypalmike> I'm going to start saying "Wash Thy Foot" to people.
<mypalmike> Interesting... If you google for phrases with "thy" in them, you inevitably get bible verses and old poetry.
<Mort> Wash thy foot, would Jesus do?

Obtuse: on the wtf and comment ones, or the bottle too?

<obtuse> Ehn. You could probably leave the bottle alone, so it doesn't get mistaken for a thumbs-up again.

It's all about the contrast; and with a dark background the white really jumps out.

<Mort> I agree. That's why I changed the comment from being a solid white bubble. I will fix it from home when I have access to photoshop again.
<Bridgette> Wash thy foot. Vicar!
<Doctor Collin> Nun please wash that man's feet.
<Sister Mary Margerine> Let us try one of these new foot baths then...
<Hoppity Frog> Bidet! Bidet!
<morticia> 
I am bored bored bored at work...
:(
<Mort> Aww, lets think what you can do.
<bolsach> I'm bored too. Misses out. Nowt on tele. Going to bobo's. Nos da pawb.
<yoyology> I am all alone. :-(
<Carol> We are all alone.
...www.bartleby.com...
<superman> I love the penis in my asshole


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post