[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Even though the sky is now full of "star wars" style satellites with fricking powerful lasers, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was still worried.

He wanted to sink his claws into the sleeping tiger of North Korea,

and continue his personal quest to find Weapons of Mass Destruction.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 296 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:12Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:11Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:07Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:05Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:04Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:01Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:59Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:55Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:54Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:49Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:48Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:47Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:43Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:42Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:41Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:40Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:37Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:35Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:34Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:32Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:31Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:30Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:29Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:28Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:25Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:24Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:23Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:22Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:21Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:18Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:17Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:16Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:15Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:13Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:12Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:11Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:10Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:08Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:05Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:02Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:00Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:59Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:58Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:57Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:56Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:55Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:53Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:51Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:49Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:48Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:46Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:45Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:43Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:41Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:40Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:39Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:37Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:36Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:35Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:34Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:33Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:32Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:31Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:30Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:29Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:28Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:27Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:26Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:24Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:23Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:22Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:21Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:16Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:15Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:13Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:12Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:11Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:10Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:07Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:03Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:01Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:00Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:59Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:58Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:56Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:55Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:54Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:53Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:52Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:51Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:50Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:49Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:48Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:47Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:46Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:45Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:44Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:43Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:42Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:41Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:40Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:39Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:38Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:37Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:36Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:35Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:34Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:33Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:32Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:31Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:30Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:29Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:28Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:27Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:26Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:25Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:24Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:23Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:22Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:21Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:20Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:19Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:18Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:17Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:16Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:15Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:14Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:13Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:09Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:08Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:06Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:04Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:03Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:00Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:59Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:55Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:54Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:51Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:49Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:48Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:47Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:46Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:45Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:44Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:43Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:42Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:41Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:40Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:39Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:38Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:37Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:36Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:35Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:34Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:33Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:32Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:31Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:30Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:29Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:28Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:27Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:26Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:25Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:24Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:23Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:22Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:21Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:19Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:18Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:16Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:15Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:14Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:13Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:12Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:11Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:08Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:05Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:04Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:03Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:01Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:58Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:57Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:56Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:55Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:54Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:53Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:52Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:51Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:50Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:48Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:47Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:46Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:45Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:44Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:43Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:42Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:41Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:40Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:39Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:38Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:36Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:35Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:34Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:33Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:32Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:31Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:30Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:29Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:28Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:25Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:24Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:23Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:22Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:21Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:20Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:19Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:18Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:17Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:16Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:14Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:13Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:12Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:11Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:10Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:09Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:08Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:07Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:06Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:05Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:04Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:03Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:02Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:01Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:00Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:59Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:58Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:57Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:56Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:54Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:53Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:52Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:50Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:49Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:47Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:45Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:44Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:43Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:40Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:38Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:37Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:36Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:35Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:34Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:33Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:32Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:31Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:30Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:29Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:28Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:26Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:24Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:22Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:19Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:16Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:15Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:13Caption #415

Board [Post Message]


There are 33 messages for this day.
<Mark> LOL .. love it Mort, love it ..
<mypalmike> Nice!
<Severian> He's investigating the wrong area, they're not in Saddam's pants.
Q: Where did Saddam hide his armies?
A: In his little sleevies.
<Kumiho> um... Mort, was there suppose to be a theme today?
<guyPaulo> Today is "Normal Day."
<Mort> We already had a theme this week, the theme day will be next Thursday.
6 alternative captions? Are you all asleep?
<Hysterical Woman> Could you make some easy acess archive, Mort?
<ElvisThePelvis> I would rather throw out the 40 oz. (R0X0RZ) rating now that Teh New Sexy. It just looks cooler.
<Kumiho> Wait I'm confused - you want to dump the old teh New Sexy for the bottle o'f beer?
<mypalmike> Oh! I thought that was a "thumb's up", with some sort of bright light shining on the thumb!
<mypalmike> Maybe for "bad 'n' sad", the monkie could be pouring a 40.
<mypalmike> Oh, one more thing. I always thought the "thumb's up" was actually the monkie pleasuring another monkie.
<mypalmike> Oh, and another thing. (I promise to shut up now.) The voting guide could explain that "WTF" stands for "Why's That Funny?", which is of course what it stands for.
<mypalmike> Or "Where's Teh Funny?"
<ElvisThePelvis> I think the 40 oz. is the best compliment followed by teh new sexy
<Mort> It's an old english phrase standing for "Wash thy foot", in reference to making sure you have a clean foot before placing it in your mouth.
<obtuse> The white on the new icons seems almost too bright, IMO.
<Lauren> I thought WTF = Where's teh feeb?
<mypalmike> I'm going to start saying "Wash Thy Foot" to people.
<mypalmike> Interesting... If you google for phrases with "thy" in them, you inevitably get bible verses and old poetry.
<Mort> Wash thy foot, would Jesus do?

Obtuse: on the wtf and comment ones, or the bottle too?

<obtuse> Ehn. You could probably leave the bottle alone, so it doesn't get mistaken for a thumbs-up again.

It's all about the contrast; and with a dark background the white really jumps out.

<Mort> I agree. That's why I changed the comment from being a solid white bubble. I will fix it from home when I have access to photoshop again.
<Bridgette> Wash thy foot. Vicar!
<Doctor Collin> Nun please wash that man's feet.
<Sister Mary Margerine> Let us try one of these new foot baths then...
<Hoppity Frog> Bidet! Bidet!
<morticia> 
I am bored bored bored at work...
:(
<Mort> Aww, lets think what you can do.
<bolsach> I'm bored too. Misses out. Nowt on tele. Going to bobo's. Nos da pawb.
<yoyology> I am all alone. :-(
<Carol> We are all alone.
...www.bartleby.com...
<superman> I love the penis in my asshole


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post