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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Mort
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Even though the sky is now full of "star wars" style satellites with fricking powerful lasers, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was still worried.

He wanted to sink his claws into the sleeping tiger of North Korea,

and continue his personal quest to find Weapons of Mass Destruction.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 33 messages for this day.
<Mark> LOL .. love it Mort, love it ..
<mypalmike> Nice!
<Severian> He's investigating the wrong area, they're not in Saddam's pants.
Q: Where did Saddam hide his armies?
A: In his little sleevies.
<Kumiho> um... Mort, was there suppose to be a theme today?
<guyPaulo> Today is "Normal Day."
<Mort> We already had a theme this week, the theme day will be next Thursday.
6 alternative captions? Are you all asleep?
<Hysterical Woman> Could you make some easy acess archive, Mort?
<ElvisThePelvis> I would rather throw out the 40 oz. (R0X0RZ) rating now that Teh New Sexy. It just looks cooler.
<Kumiho> Wait I'm confused - you want to dump the old teh New Sexy for the bottle o'f beer?
<mypalmike> Oh! I thought that was a "thumb's up", with some sort of bright light shining on the thumb!
<mypalmike> Maybe for "bad 'n' sad", the monkie could be pouring a 40.
<mypalmike> Oh, one more thing. I always thought the "thumb's up" was actually the monkie pleasuring another monkie.
<mypalmike> Oh, and another thing. (I promise to shut up now.) The voting guide could explain that "WTF" stands for "Why's That Funny?", which is of course what it stands for.
<mypalmike> Or "Where's Teh Funny?"
<ElvisThePelvis> I think the 40 oz. is the best compliment followed by teh new sexy
<Mort> It's an old english phrase standing for "Wash thy foot", in reference to making sure you have a clean foot before placing it in your mouth.
<obtuse> The white on the new icons seems almost too bright, IMO.
<Lauren> I thought WTF = Where's teh feeb?
<mypalmike> I'm going to start saying "Wash Thy Foot" to people.
<mypalmike> Interesting... If you google for phrases with "thy" in them, you inevitably get bible verses and old poetry.
<Mort> Wash thy foot, would Jesus do?

Obtuse: on the wtf and comment ones, or the bottle too?

<obtuse> Ehn. You could probably leave the bottle alone, so it doesn't get mistaken for a thumbs-up again.

It's all about the contrast; and with a dark background the white really jumps out.

<Mort> I agree. That's why I changed the comment from being a solid white bubble. I will fix it from home when I have access to photoshop again.
<Bridgette> Wash thy foot. Vicar!
<Doctor Collin> Nun please wash that man's feet.
<Sister Mary Margerine> Let us try one of these new foot baths then...
<Hoppity Frog> Bidet! Bidet!
<morticia> 
I am bored bored bored at work...
:(
<Mort> Aww, lets think what you can do.
<bolsach> I'm bored too. Misses out. Nowt on tele. Going to bobo's. Nos da pawb.
<yoyology> I am all alone. :-(
<Carol> We are all alone.
...www.bartleby.com...
<superman> I love the penis in my asshole


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