Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

L: You are always taking center stage, pushing yourself out to block my light.

R: Stop being a boob!

L: Even when we were little, your stupid attention grabbing stunts left me out in the cold.

R: Quit being catty!

L: Now look at you, all erect and proud, while I'm again left with soggy seconds.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 323 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:13 Caption #-41

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:12 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:11 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:10 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:09 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:03 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:02 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:57 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:56 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:52 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:51 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:50 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:49 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:48 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:47 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:46 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:45 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:44 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:43 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:42 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:41 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:39 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:36 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:31 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:28 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:25 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:24 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:23 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:22 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:21 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:20 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:19 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:18 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:12 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:11 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:10 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:09 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:08 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:07 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:06 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:05 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:04 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:17:03 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:59 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:58 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:57 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:54 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:52 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:49 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:48 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:43 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:40 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:33 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:31 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:28 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:25 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:24 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:23 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:22 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:21 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:20 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:19 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:18 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:17 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:15 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:14 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:13 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:12 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:11 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:10 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:09 Caption #969

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:08 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:07 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:06 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:05 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:04 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:03 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:02 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:01 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:16:00 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:59 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:58 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:57 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:50 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:48 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:47 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:46 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:45 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:44 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:43 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:42 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:41 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:41 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:39 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:37 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:32 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:31 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:30 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:29 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:26 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:21 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:19 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:18 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:14 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:12 Caption #965

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:10 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:07 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:06 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:05 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:05 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:03 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:02 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:01 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:15:00 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:59 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:58 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:57 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:55 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:54 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:53 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:52 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:51 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:50 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:49 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:48 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:47 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:43 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:42 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:41 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:40 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:39 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:38 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:37 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:36 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:35 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:34 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:33 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:32 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:31 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:30 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:29 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:28 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:27 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:26 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:25 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:24 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:18 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:13 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:10 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:09 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:03 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:02 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:59 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:55 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:53 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:52 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:49 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:48 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:47 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:46 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:44 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:43 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:42 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:41 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:40 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:39 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:38 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:37 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:36 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:35 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:33 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:32 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:31 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:30 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:29 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:28 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:27 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:26 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:25 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:24 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:22 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:19 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:14 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:13 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:12 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:11 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:10 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:09 Caption #-59

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:08 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:07 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:06 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:05 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:04 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:03 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:59 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:57 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:55 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:54 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:52 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:47 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:46 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:45 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:44 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:43 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:39 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:37 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:36 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:35 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:34 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:33 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:32 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:31 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:30 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:29 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:28 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:27 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:23 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:19 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:15 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:13 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:12 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:09 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:08 Caption #-46

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:03 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:02 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:00 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:58 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:56 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:55 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:52 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:49 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:48 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:47 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:45 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:37 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:28 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:27 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:26 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:25 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:23 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:21 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:20 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:16 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:15 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:11 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:09 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:08 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:02 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:01 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:59 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:58 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:57 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:56 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:54 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:53 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:42 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:36 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:33 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:32 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:29 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:28 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:24 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:20 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:19 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:18 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:17 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:12 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:11 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:10 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:08 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:06 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:04 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:59 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:58 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:51 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:50 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:48 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:47 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:46 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:43 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:42 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:41 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:40 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:38 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:36 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:35 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:34 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:32 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:31 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:30 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:29 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:27 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:21 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:20 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:16 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:15 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:12 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:08 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:07 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:06 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:04 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:59 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:58 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:57 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:55 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:54 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:52 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:49 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:44 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:43 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:39 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:36 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:30 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:28 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:27 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:26 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:25 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:24 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:22 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:19 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:15 Caption #66

Board

[Post Message]

The boobs?

Well they belong to Maria Menounos. The fact that they are harnessed in $2.5 million in diamonds is just a flimsey sexcuse for the photograph. Don't get me wrong, I've had the hugest crush on that girl for more than a year now.

Talking of crushes, I didn't see you at Disneyland, where were you? I looked everywhere! I tell a lie, I didn't check under the treasure in Pirates of the Caribbean -- their cannon balls arced mighty close to our fair vessel.

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Fleeing from pirates for me!

There are 19 messages for this day.

<A guyPaulo original> There's a great photo on yahoo today of a crowd of those self-mutilating Islamic guys:
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> Hey cool, hey're hitting their heads with swords! That almost inspires me to convert!

<A guyPaulo original> Before we go getting all superior and smug, remember that European Christians in the Middle Ages used to go around smacking themselves with whips and such in an effort to atone for the sins that were causing the black plague.

<guyPaulo> Damn MEP cookies...still, I don't disable them cause I'm a lazy bitch.

<mypalmike> Don't Christians still do that, metaphorically speaking?

<Jmofwiw> No.

<Mort> I feel like doing that today.

<David Byrden> There are still Christians who handle snakes.
Also those other ones who eat a little cookie once a week and pretend it's a dead guy.

<Biggus Dickus> I was going to caption today, but just couldn't get past staring empty-headed at the first frame. Damn testosterone...

<mypalmike> Today is moody caption day I think.

<H. Monkey> BD: They're boobs and they're shiny. I think we have found the holy grail for the easily distracted male.

<ajiav> vincent van gogh?
...headlines.yahoo.co.jp...

<Jellyloo> THE GRAIL! THE GRAIL!

<Mort> Not even finding the grail will help me today. bleh!

<Jellyloo> Someone ate too many Walt Disney penis shaped cookies! Tut tut!

<Mort> I think I caught heffalump flu.

<mrs. mort> FYI...there are still christians who practice self-flaggellation, so don't get too high and mighty about the muslims doing the same thing.

<angel reaper> what the fuck are you bitches babbeling about!??!

<angel reaper> That's right. You little punk's better not right back to me.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post