[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

L: You are always taking center stage, pushing yourself out to block my light.

R: Stop being a boob!

L: Even when we were little, your stupid attention grabbing stunts left me out in the cold.

R: Quit being catty!

L: Now look at you, all erect and proud, while I'm again left with soggy seconds.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 100 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:29Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:28Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:27Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:26Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:25Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:24Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:23Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:22Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:21Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:19Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:17Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:16Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:11Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:10Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:07Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:06Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:05Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:01Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:57Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:55Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:47Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:44Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:43Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:41Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:39Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:37Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:30Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:27Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:13Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:12Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:11Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:10Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:09Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:05Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:03Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:59Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:50Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:49Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:48Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:47Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:46Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:45Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:44Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:43Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:42Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:41Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:40Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:37Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:34Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:27Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:23Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:21Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:19Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:16Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:06Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:05Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:03Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:01Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:55Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:48Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:44Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:40Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:36Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:35Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:34Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:33Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:30Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:25Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:22Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:20Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:12Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:08Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:05Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:04Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:03Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:56Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:55Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:54Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:53Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:43Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:42Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:40Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:37Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:36Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:35Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:32Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:26Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:22Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:18Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:12Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:11Caption #911

Board [Post Message]

The boobs?

Well they belong to Maria Menounos. The fact that they are harnessed in $2.5 million in diamonds is just a flimsey sexcuse for the photograph. Don't get me wrong, I've had the hugest crush on that girl for more than a year now.

Talking of crushes, I didn't see you at Disneyland, where were you? I looked everywhere! I tell a lie, I didn't check under the treasure in Pirates of the Caribbean -- their cannon balls arced mighty close to our fair vessel.

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Fleeing from pirates for me!

There are 19 messages for this day.
<A guyPaulo original> There's a great photo on yahoo today of a crowd of those self-mutilating Islamic guys:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> Hey cool, hey're hitting their heads with swords! That almost inspires me to convert!
<A guyPaulo original> Before we go getting all superior and smug, remember that European Christians in the Middle Ages used to go around smacking themselves with whips and such in an effort to atone for the sins that were causing the black plague.
<guyPaulo> Damn MEP cookies...still, I don't disable them cause I'm a lazy bitch.
<mypalmike> Don't Christians still do that, metaphorically speaking?
<Jmofwiw> No.
<Mort> I feel like doing that today.
<David Byrden> There are still Christians who handle snakes.
Also those other ones who eat a little cookie once a week and pretend it's a dead guy.
<Biggus Dickus> I was going to caption today, but just couldn't get past staring empty-headed at the first frame. Damn testosterone...
<mypalmike> Today is moody caption day I think.
<H. Monkey> BD: They're boobs and they're shiny. I think we have found the holy grail for the easily distracted male.
<ajiav> vincent van gogh?
...headlines.yahoo.co.jp...
<Jellyloo> THE GRAIL! THE GRAIL!
<Mort> Not even finding the grail will help me today. bleh!
<Jellyloo> Someone ate too many Walt Disney penis shaped cookies! Tut tut!
<Mort> I think I caught heffalump flu.
<mrs. mort> FYI...there are still christians who practice self-flaggellation, so don't get too high and mighty about the muslims doing the same thing.
<angel reaper> what the fuck are you bitches babbeling about!??!
<angel reaper> That's right. You little punk's better not right back to me.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post