Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004

by Mort

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L: You are always taking center stage, pushing yourself out to block my light.

R: Stop being a boob!

L: Even when we were little, your stupid attention grabbing stunts left me out in the cold.

R: Quit being catty!

L: Now look at you, all erect and proud, while I'm again left with soggy seconds.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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The boobs?

Well they belong to Maria Menounos. The fact that they are harnessed in $2.5 million in diamonds is just a flimsey sexcuse for the photograph. Don't get me wrong, I've had the hugest crush on that girl for more than a year now.

Talking of crushes, I didn't see you at Disneyland, where were you? I looked everywhere! I tell a lie, I didn't check under the treasure in Pirates of the Caribbean -- their cannon balls arced mighty close to our fair vessel.

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Fleeing from pirates for me!

There are 19 messages for this day.

<A guyPaulo original> There's a great photo on yahoo today of a crowd of those self-mutilating Islamic guys:
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> Hey cool, hey're hitting their heads with swords! That almost inspires me to convert!

<A guyPaulo original> Before we go getting all superior and smug, remember that European Christians in the Middle Ages used to go around smacking themselves with whips and such in an effort to atone for the sins that were causing the black plague.

<guyPaulo> Damn MEP cookies...still, I don't disable them cause I'm a lazy bitch.

<mypalmike> Don't Christians still do that, metaphorically speaking?

<Jmofwiw> No.

<Mort> I feel like doing that today.

<David Byrden> There are still Christians who handle snakes.
Also those other ones who eat a little cookie once a week and pretend it's a dead guy.

<Biggus Dickus> I was going to caption today, but just couldn't get past staring empty-headed at the first frame. Damn testosterone...

<mypalmike> Today is moody caption day I think.

<H. Monkey> BD: They're boobs and they're shiny. I think we have found the holy grail for the easily distracted male.

<ajiav> vincent van gogh?
...headlines.yahoo.co.jp...

<Jellyloo> THE GRAIL! THE GRAIL!

<Mort> Not even finding the grail will help me today. bleh!

<Jellyloo> Someone ate too many Walt Disney penis shaped cookies! Tut tut!

<Mort> I think I caught heffalump flu.

<mrs. mort> FYI...there are still christians who practice self-flaggellation, so don't get too high and mighty about the muslims doing the same thing.

<angel reaper> what the fuck are you bitches babbeling about!??!

<angel reaper> That's right. You little punk's better not right back to me.

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