[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

L: You are always taking center stage, pushing yourself out to block my light.

R: Stop being a boob!

L: Even when we were little, your stupid attention grabbing stunts left me out in the cold.

R: Quit being catty!

L: Now look at you, all erect and proud, while I'm again left with soggy seconds.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 331 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:24Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:23Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:22Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:21Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:18Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:17Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:15Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:14Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:12Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:11Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:09Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:08Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:07Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:04Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:03Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:02Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:59Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:58Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:57Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:54Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:53Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:52Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:51Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:50Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:49Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:47Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:45Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:44Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:41Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:40Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:39Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:38Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:37Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:36Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:35Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:34Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:32Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:31Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:30Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:29Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:28Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:27Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:26Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:24Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:23Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:18Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:17Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:14Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:12Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:11Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:10Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:09Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:08Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:07Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:06Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:05Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:04Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:03Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:02Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:59Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:58Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:56Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:55Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:54Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:53Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:51Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:50Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:46Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:44Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:43Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:42Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:40Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:39Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:36Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:34Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:32Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:31Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:29Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:27Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:26Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:23Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:21Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:18Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:16Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:15Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:14Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:13Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:12Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:11Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:10Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:09Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:08Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:07Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:06Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:01Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:58Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:56Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:55Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:54Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:53Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:52Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:51Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:50Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:49Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:47Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:46Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:43Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:42Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:39Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:37Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:36Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:35Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:34Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:33Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:32Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:31Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:30Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:29Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:28Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:27Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:26Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:25Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:23Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:22Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:21Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:18Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:16Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:15Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:14Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:13Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:12Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:11Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:08Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:07Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:06Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:05Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:04Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:03Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:02Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:01Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:00Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:58Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:57Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:56Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:55Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:54Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:51Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:50Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:49Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:44Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:39Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:37Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:34Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:31Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:30Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:26Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:22Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:21Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:19Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:15Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:14Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:10Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:06Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:04Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:03Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:02Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:01Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:59Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:58Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:56Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:54Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:51Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:50Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:46Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:43Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:42Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:40Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:37Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:36Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:34Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:33Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:32Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:31Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:29Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:28Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:27Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:26Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:25Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:24Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:23Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:21Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:20Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:19Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:18Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:17Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:16Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:11Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:08Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:07Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:02Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:59Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:58Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:55Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:53Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:51Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:50Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:49Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:48Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:47Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:46Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:45Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:43Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:41Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:40Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:36Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:35Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:31Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:28Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:27Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:26Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:23Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:19Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:18Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:17Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:15Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:11Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:10Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:09Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:08Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:07Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:06Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:05Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:03Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:02Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:01Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:00Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:59Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:59Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:57Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:56Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:55Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:54Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:52Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:51Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:49Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:47Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:46Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:45Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:42Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:40Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:39Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:37Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:36Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:35Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:31Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:30Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:29Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:28Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:27Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:26Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:25Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:24Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:23Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:21Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:20Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:18Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:15Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:14Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:13Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:11Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:10Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:08Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:06Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:04Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:03Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:01Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:58Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:56Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:55Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:54Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:53Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:48Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:47Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:46Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:44Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:42Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:39Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:37Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:35Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:34Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:33Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:32Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:31Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:30Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:29Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:27Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:26Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:25Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:24Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:23Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:21Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:20Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:19Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:17Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:16Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:15Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:14Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:13Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:11Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:08Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:03Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:02Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:00Caption #56

Board [Post Message]

The boobs?

Well they belong to Maria Menounos. The fact that they are harnessed in $2.5 million in diamonds is just a flimsey sexcuse for the photograph. Don't get me wrong, I've had the hugest crush on that girl for more than a year now.

Talking of crushes, I didn't see you at Disneyland, where were you? I looked everywhere! I tell a lie, I didn't check under the treasure in Pirates of the Caribbean -- their cannon balls arced mighty close to our fair vessel.

Yo Ho! Yo Ho! Fleeing from pirates for me!

There are 19 messages for this day.
<A guyPaulo original> There's a great photo on yahoo today of a crowd of those self-mutilating Islamic guys:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> Hey cool, hey're hitting their heads with swords! That almost inspires me to convert!
<A guyPaulo original> Before we go getting all superior and smug, remember that European Christians in the Middle Ages used to go around smacking themselves with whips and such in an effort to atone for the sins that were causing the black plague.
<guyPaulo> Damn MEP cookies...still, I don't disable them cause I'm a lazy bitch.
<mypalmike> Don't Christians still do that, metaphorically speaking?
<Jmofwiw> No.
<Mort> I feel like doing that today.
<David Byrden> There are still Christians who handle snakes.
Also those other ones who eat a little cookie once a week and pretend it's a dead guy.
<Biggus Dickus> I was going to caption today, but just couldn't get past staring empty-headed at the first frame. Damn testosterone...
<mypalmike> Today is moody caption day I think.
<H. Monkey> BD: They're boobs and they're shiny. I think we have found the holy grail for the easily distracted male.
<ajiav> vincent van gogh?
...headlines.yahoo.co.jp...
<Jellyloo> THE GRAIL! THE GRAIL!
<Mort> Not even finding the grail will help me today. bleh!
<Jellyloo> Someone ate too many Walt Disney penis shaped cookies! Tut tut!
<Mort> I think I caught heffalump flu.
<mrs. mort> FYI...there are still christians who practice self-flaggellation, so don't get too high and mighty about the muslims doing the same thing.
<angel reaper> what the fuck are you bitches babbeling about!??!
<angel reaper> That's right. You little punk's better not right back to me.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post