[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ruffs the labradoodle,

terrorizer of the eastern seaboard.

We give to you in tribute this shiny new mustang...
now leave our coast in peace.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 330 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:23Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:22Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:19Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:17Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:15Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:12Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:11Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:10Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:08Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:07Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:06Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:04Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:03Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:02Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker09:59:00Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:59Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:56Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:55Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:54Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:53Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:52Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:50Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:49Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:48Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:47Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:46Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:45Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:41Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:37Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:35Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:34Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:26Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:25Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:24Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:23Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:22Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:21Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:20Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:19Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:18Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:17Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:16Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:15Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:14Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:13Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:12Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:11Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:10Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:09Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:08Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:07Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:06Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:05Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:04Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:03Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:02Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:01Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:58:00Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:59Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:58Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:57Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:55Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:53Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:51Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:46Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:44Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:43Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:41Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:39Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:37Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:36Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:35Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:34Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:33Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:32Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:31Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:30Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:29Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:28Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:27Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:26Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:25Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:24Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:23Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:22Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:21Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:20Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:19Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:18Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:17Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:16Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:15Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:14Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:13Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:12Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:11Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:10Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:09Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:08Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:06Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:05Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:04Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:02Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:01Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:57:00Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:59Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:57Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:54Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:53Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:51Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:49Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:47Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:45Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:44Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:43Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:41Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:40Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:39Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:37Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:36Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:34Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:30Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:29Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:27Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:26Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:25Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:24Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:23Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:22Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:21Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:20Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:19Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:18Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:17Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:16Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:15Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:14Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:13Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:12Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:09Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:08Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:07Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:05Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:03Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:01Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:56:00Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:59Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:58Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:57Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:56Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:55Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:53Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:50Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:49Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:48Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:45Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:43Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:42Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:41Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:40Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:39Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:38Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:37Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:36Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:35Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:34Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:33Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:32Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:31Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:30Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:29Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:28Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:27Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:26Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:26Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:24Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:23Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:17Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:15Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:13Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:09Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:08Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:06Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:04Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:02Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:01Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:00Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:59Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:58Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:57Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:56Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:55Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:54Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:53Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:51Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:50Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:49Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:47Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:45Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:44Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:42Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:39Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:38Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:36Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:35Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:34Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:33Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:32Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:31Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:29Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:24Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:23Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:18Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:15Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:14Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:11Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:10Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:09Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:05Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:51Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:50Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:47Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:46Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:45Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:44Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:39Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:38Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:37Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:37Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:36Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:34Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:33Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:30Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:28Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:27Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:24Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:22Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:20Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:17Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:15Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:13Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:12Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:11Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:10Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:09Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:07Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:06Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:05Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:02Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:58Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:57Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:56Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:55Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:54Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:53Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:51Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:48Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:47Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:44Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:43Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:41Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:39Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:37Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:34Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:33Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:32Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:29Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:28Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:26Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:24Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:23Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:22Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:21Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:20Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:19Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:18Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:17Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:16Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:15Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:10Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:08Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:06Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:03Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:02Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker09:52:00Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:59Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:58Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:57Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:56Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:54Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:53Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:52Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:47Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:46Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:42Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:35Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:31Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:28Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:26Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:19Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:13Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:09Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:04Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:02Caption #473

Board [Post Message]

I am feeling slightly better, and thanks to the consoling words of Mr. Blue, skies are brightening. I am deep in the midst of a Turneresque storm, but for the moment lit by a glowing, calming light.

The air is more peaceful for now, I can hear the delicate, despairingly despondent song of a bird in the distance. A nightingale I think, in a cage, singing a sorrowful tune of missed freedom and flight.

Soon I think, just as I will be free of this storm, the nightingale will unlock her cage and sing only of happiness.


There are 34 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Why do I get the feeling that Mort will be turning in the Users Log to the Dept of Homeland Security?
<3Suns> I'll name names! NOIP is a terrorist, I always knew it. And I think Roger Mexico may have entered the country illegally...
<guyPaulo> Damn stool pidgeon......
<3Suns> And that mysterious "Mr. Noname"... I think he's a spy. Always lurking about...
<Lauren> Hey, guy, according to the users log, we are here together, but we are (sadly) not alone.
<Lauren> I hear that infosponge was a Soviet agent, back in the day...
<yoyology> I am a distributor of almanacs and other dangerous information. Alert the FBI!
<JulieK> Naked and running!
<JulieK> Ps Mort talks all with fancy words now on his writing spot.
<Mort> Sorry Julie. I've decided to use that spot to express some feelings in a very abstract way. No one has to read it, the next one will be in teen aol speak just for you.
<guyPaulo> If we head back in time to another day Lauren, then we could be alone in the "Log" together.....
<yoyology> See, now I just told a co-worker about Mostemailed, and she's looking at the site from a computer with my cookie on it, so it looks like I'm here twice!
<Mort> You can clear cookies from a browser, even individual cookies. Or you could try and convince her to post a caption. :)
<yoyology> I'll work on that. :-)
<yoyology> Dear Merciful Heavens! Have y'all seen the two-headed baby?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Yes I have. I decided it looked too Celine to put on here.
<guyPaulo> Thanks mort. That story/photo was far too serious for this site, even for the cynical monkies. However,
...story.news.yahoo.com... would make for excellent caption fodder.
<yoyology> It's the caption monkie family portrait!
<guyPaulo> Damn it yoyo! Don't spoil all the good captions!
<Lauren> That conjoined twin thing is really gruesome and removing it probably won't make anything easier for the little girl...
<guyPaulo> It makes our gripings about the lack of premium toilet tissue at work seem kind of shallow.
<mypalmike> Don't tell you you have to wipe with one ply!
<Mr. Noname> Boo!
<yoyology> So, is that pronounced "No-na-may"?
<guyPaulo> Not only do I wipe with one ply, but the men's room is located on the second floor of my building, while my cubicle of solitude is located on the first!
<ElvisThePelvis> The user log is a ploy by the IRS to hunt me down since I “died” years ago...
<Carol> Ha ha. yoyology's note reminds me of John Bigbooty in "Buckaroo Banzai." Big-boo-TAY! TAY!
<JulieK> Mort I wasn't being mad at the fancy words! I was just saying, you are all deepened now. It is kind of neat.
<Mort> Julie - I gots lots to be deep about right now. I'm also listening to the same two songs again and again and again... :)
<Roger Mexico> Hey, since when are two heads not better than one?
<MLimburg> IT'S NOT MY GOD DAMNED PLANET, MONKEY BOY!
<Carol> Ah, a connoisseur of the classics!
<LUIS> 
$$$ Make Money Fast Using Paypal $$$
MAKE UNLIMITED MONEY USING PAYPAL!!!
You only need $6.00. Can you really make money so easily? YES it is logical how you can earn money through paypal. I found
articles with OPRAH WINFREY and an article published in the Wall Street Journal on 6/16/2001 that explains how it works. As a
member of PayPal, I had already experienced their efficiency and excellent standing. PayPal is the simplest method of making
and receiving payments online anyone has ever seen! Anyone with an email address can join, for FREE! You can complete this
whole process in less than ONE HOUR
Everything is done on the Internet by E-mail. It is NOT considered SPAM, so it's perfectly legal! Anyway, it said that you
send $1.00 though paypal to each of the emails stated in the article. You then place your own email address in the bottom of
the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. ADVERTISE (There are thousands it really isnt hard.Try it
this is where people usually stop and miss out) No catch, that was it. It follows the same regulations as the mailed chain
letters, which according to the U.S. Post Office (1-800- 725- 2161) is indeed legal! Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
GUESS WHAT!!?. Within 7 days, I started getting money in my PayPal account! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but
the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $20.00. By the end second week I had made a total over
$1,200.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total
of just over $36,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. Its Certainly worth $6.00., I have spent more than that on the
lottery!!
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works?
REQUIREMENTS
You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial $6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank
account with PayPal (which may take a few days). Or if you want to start right away, use your credit or debit card to make
the $6 deposit to Paypal. When You click on Send Money fill in the necessary information, then click on no shipping address
requried. Also keeps funds in american dollars. Paypal guarantees your security when using personal information. They do not
release your information to third parties. Very, very, very, secure! Paypal is 100% secure and is used my millions of people
world wide.
STEP 1:
Send, though PayPal, $1.00 to each email on the below list. Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments,
write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving
your address to anyone you do not know. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The E-mail list:
#1) deejonz05@yahoo.com
#2) canderson1026@comcast.net
#3) stephselk@yahoo.com
#4) mylesvaux@hotmail.com
#5) wirralguy@msn.com
#6) lrzp1986@aol.com
STEP 2:
Now take the #1 email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add
YOUR email address (the one used on the paypal account) as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3:
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to
at least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the
more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
DIRECTIONS;
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, MESSAGE BOARD
Step 1) You do not need to re- type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of
this letter and drag your : Cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'c
<> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post