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Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by Mort
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Ruffs the labradoodle,

terrorizer of the eastern seaboard.

We give to you in tribute this shiny new mustang...
now leave our coast in peace.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I am feeling slightly better, and thanks to the consoling words of Mr. Blue, skies are brightening. I am deep in the midst of a Turneresque storm, but for the moment lit by a glowing, calming light.

The air is more peaceful for now, I can hear the delicate, despairingly despondent song of a bird in the distance. A nightingale I think, in a cage, singing a sorrowful tune of missed freedom and flight.

Soon I think, just as I will be free of this storm, the nightingale will unlock her cage and sing only of happiness.


There are 34 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Why do I get the feeling that Mort will be turning in the Users Log to the Dept of Homeland Security?
<3Suns> I'll name names! NOIP is a terrorist, I always knew it. And I think Roger Mexico may have entered the country illegally...
<guyPaulo> Damn stool pidgeon......
<3Suns> And that mysterious "Mr. Noname"... I think he's a spy. Always lurking about...
<Lauren> Hey, guy, according to the users log, we are here together, but we are (sadly) not alone.
<Lauren> I hear that infosponge was a Soviet agent, back in the day...
<yoyology> I am a distributor of almanacs and other dangerous information. Alert the FBI!
<JulieK> Naked and running!
<JulieK> Ps Mort talks all with fancy words now on his writing spot.
<Mort> Sorry Julie. I've decided to use that spot to express some feelings in a very abstract way. No one has to read it, the next one will be in teen aol speak just for you.
<guyPaulo> If we head back in time to another day Lauren, then we could be alone in the "Log" together.....
<yoyology> See, now I just told a co-worker about Mostemailed, and she's looking at the site from a computer with my cookie on it, so it looks like I'm here twice!
<Mort> You can clear cookies from a browser, even individual cookies. Or you could try and convince her to post a caption. :)
<yoyology> I'll work on that. :-)
<yoyology> Dear Merciful Heavens! Have y'all seen the two-headed baby?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Yes I have. I decided it looked too Celine to put on here.
<guyPaulo> Thanks mort. That story/photo was far too serious for this site, even for the cynical monkies. However,
...story.news.yahoo.com... would make for excellent caption fodder.
<yoyology> It's the caption monkie family portrait!
<guyPaulo> Damn it yoyo! Don't spoil all the good captions!
<Lauren> That conjoined twin thing is really gruesome and removing it probably won't make anything easier for the little girl...
<guyPaulo> It makes our gripings about the lack of premium toilet tissue at work seem kind of shallow.
<mypalmike> Don't tell you you have to wipe with one ply!
<Mr. Noname> Boo!
<yoyology> So, is that pronounced "No-na-may"?
<guyPaulo> Not only do I wipe with one ply, but the men's room is located on the second floor of my building, while my cubicle of solitude is located on the first!
<ElvisThePelvis> The user log is a ploy by the IRS to hunt me down since I “died” years ago...
<Carol> Ha ha. yoyology's note reminds me of John Bigbooty in "Buckaroo Banzai." Big-boo-TAY! TAY!
<JulieK> Mort I wasn't being mad at the fancy words! I was just saying, you are all deepened now. It is kind of neat.
<Mort> Julie - I gots lots to be deep about right now. I'm also listening to the same two songs again and again and again... :)
<Roger Mexico> Hey, since when are two heads not better than one?
<MLimburg> IT'S NOT MY GOD DAMNED PLANET, MONKEY BOY!
<Carol> Ah, a connoisseur of the classics!
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