[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dave, I know what you are asking? How did I deal with going from living in huge palaces, to hiding out in holes in the ground?

I used to sit there in the dark, all cold and alone...

I took to making little statues of myself out of mud and ordering rats to hide my weapons of mass destruction.

But cockroaches started invading my hole in their little tanks...

So that's when I decided to come out in the open and release my new Christmas CD, with Celine Dion.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 395 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:06Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:05Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:03Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:02Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:01Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:00Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:59Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:58Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:57Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:56Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:55Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:54Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:53Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:52Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:51Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:50Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:49Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:48Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:47Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:46Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:45Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:44Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:43Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:42Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:41Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:40Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:39Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:38Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:37Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:36Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:35Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:34Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:33Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:32Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:31Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:30Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:29Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:28Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:27Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:26Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:25Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:24Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:23Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:22Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:21Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:20Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:19Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:18Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:17Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:16Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:15Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:14Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:13Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:12Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:11Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:10Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:09Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:08Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:07Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:06Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:05Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:04Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:03Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:02Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:01Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:00Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:59Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:58Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:57Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:56Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:55Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:54Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:53Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:52Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:51Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:50Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:49Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:48Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:47Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:46Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:45Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:44Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:42Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:41Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:40Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:39Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:38Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:37Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:36Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:34Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:33Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:32Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:31Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:30Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:29Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:28Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:27Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:26Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:25Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:24Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:23Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:22Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:21Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:20Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:19Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:18Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:17Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:16Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:15Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:14Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:13Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:12Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:11Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:10Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:09Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:08Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:07Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:06Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:05Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:04Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:03Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:02Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:01Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:00Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:59Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:58Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:57Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:56Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:55Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:54Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:53Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:52Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:51Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:50Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:49Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:48Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:47Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:46Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:45Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:44Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:43Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:42Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:41Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:41Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:39Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:38Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:37Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:36Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:35Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:34Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:33Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:32Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:31Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:30Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:29Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:28Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:27Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:26Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:25Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:24Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:23Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:22Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:21Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:20Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:19Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:18Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:17Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:16Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:15Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:14Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:13Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:12Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:11Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:10Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:09Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:08Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:07Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:06Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:04Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:03Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:02Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:01Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:00Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:59Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:57Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:56Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:55Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:54Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:53Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:52Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:51Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:50Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:49Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:48Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:47Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:46Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:45Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:44Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:43Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:42Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:41Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:40Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:38Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:37Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:36Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:35Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:34Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:33Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:32Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:31Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:30Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:29Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:28Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:27Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:26Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:25Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:24Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:23Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:22Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:21Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:20Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:19Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:18Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:17Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:16Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:15Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:14Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:13Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:12Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:10Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:09Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:08Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:06Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:05Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:04Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:03Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:02Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:01Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:59Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:58Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:57Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:56Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:55Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:54Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:53Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:52Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:51Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:50Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:49Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:47Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:46Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:45Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:44Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:43Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:42Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:41Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:40Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:39Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:38Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:37Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:35Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:34Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:33Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:32Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:31Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:30Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:29Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:28Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:27Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:26Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:24Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:23Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:22Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:21Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:20Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:18Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:17Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:16Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:15Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:14Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:13Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:12Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:10Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:09Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:08Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:07Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:06Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:05Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:04Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:03Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:02Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:01Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:00Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:59Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:58Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:57Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:56Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:55Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:54Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:53Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:52Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:51Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:50Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:49Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:48Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:47Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:46Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:45Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:44Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:43Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:42Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:41Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:40Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:39Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:38Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:36Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:35Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:34Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:33Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:32Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:31Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:29Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:28Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:27Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:26Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:25Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:24Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:23Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:22Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:21Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:20Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:19Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:18Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:17Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:15Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:14Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:13Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:11Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:10Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:09Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:08Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:07Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:06Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:05Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:04Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:03Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:02Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:01Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:00Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:59Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:58Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:57Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:56Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:55Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:54Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:53Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:52Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:51Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:50Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:49Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:48Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:47Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:46Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:45Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:44Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:43Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:42Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:41Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:40Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:39Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:38Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:37Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:36Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:35Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:34Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:33Caption #557

Board [Post Message]

I feel like a ludite today, both my apple powerbook and my replayTv are in for servicing. Leaving me sitting here on my good old trusty 133 mhz PC updating the website, while looking at the manual to work out just how you set a vcr to record Alias.

<OMG>
I can't just select Alias in the tv listings to record it?
I actually have to work out what time it's on?
</WTF>

I feel so 90s, even the Amish have better technology than this right?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Luminaire> Good lordy, monkeys, did y'all wake up extra early? It's only 8 am and there are already ten captions!
<yoyology> I remember when being able to program the VCR was a badge of honor. It gave me incredible power over my parents, who hadn't a clue.

I will now proceed to be crotchety and complain that kids today have it too easy.
<Lauren> What power I lost to the new VCR's I regained when my folks bought a computer with all sorts of accessories they couldn't figure out. As soon as they had that down, my sisters and I chipped in and bought them a DVD/VCR combo. You just have to keep working to keep them in the dark, yoyo.
<yoyology> All of that is fine when you still live with them. As soon as you move out on your own, though, it becomes a burden. When you can't e-mail pictures to your mom because she uses AOL and can't figure out their arcane attachments procedure, suddenly it's a big headache.
<Lauren> Haven't lived with my parents for 30 years. They see me as their electronic help desk. Last year, they flew me down to Florida to show them how to install and use their new scanner. It was pretty much plug-n-play, but I got a free vacation out of it, lol.
<yoyology> Aha! That's a different story.
<Mort> Pretty good caption day. I wonder if you can keep it up all week with the same 3 images of Saddam?
<Lauren> Aw, Mort, and I was so hoping for Antonio Cassano's pic to pop up tomorrow!
<yoyology> I find it interesting that Uday/Qusay and Osama have shown up today. People are drawing connections, it seems.
<Lauren> Osama was on the page for a few hours. Was it the beard (if you cover the top half of Saddam's face in the first shot here today, he is a dead ringer for the Taliban leader) or the fact, as everyone knows, that the Iraqis were behind 911? I am researching migration to Malta, anyone got a better idea?
<guyPaulo> WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA LAUREN? WHY MUST YOU GIVE SUPPORT TO OUR EVIL ENEMIES? Haikus support terrorism you know....
<Lauren> 'Hate' is a strong word;
it implies understanding.
'Fear' would be better.
<Lauren> I am beginning to feel like I am stuck in one of those sci fi stories where I am the only one left after some huge calamity of which I am unaware. Maybe you all moved and decided not to give me the new address....
<guyPaulo> Don't worry Lauren,
guyPaulo is here for you....
Please don't cry like that.
<Lauren> Eleven hundred
miles between us. Otherwise
I'd have to hug you.

I got stood up by my dog-walking buddy this morning at 5:30 and I have been getting answering machines whenever I call anyone. No one has called me back. With that and the state of MoPho, I was beginning to go mad. Mad I tell you. Thanks for being there, guyPaulo.

<guyPaulo> Haiku's are becoming popular again!
<yoyology> Haiku is the new black.
<Lauren> Damn, yoyo, I wish I'd said that.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post