[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"Seigfried?"

"Ya Roy?"

"Vu ever vunder vhy ve vere born vhite?"

"I heard it vas because of zie hiding int der snowdrifts unt zie pouncing unt killing das victims."

"Now be quiet unt be ready for zie pounce. Here kommen Herr. Bush!"
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 276 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:46Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:44Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:34Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:31Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:30Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:22Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:14Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:10Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:09Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:06Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:02Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:01Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:50Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:38Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:37Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:31Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:29Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:26Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:22Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:21Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:18Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:13Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:12Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:05Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:02Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:57Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:54Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:53Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:51Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:50Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:47Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:45Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:43Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:40Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:39Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:38Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:36Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:30Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:24Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:21Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:18Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:16Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:14Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:11Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:10Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:09Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:59Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:46Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:44Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:43Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:42Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:39Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:37Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:35Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:28Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:27Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:26Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:24Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:23Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:20Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:19Caption #4.8
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:18Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:15Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:13Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:12Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:09Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:08Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:05Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:58Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:55Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:53Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:52Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:51Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:47Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:45Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:42Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:41Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:34Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:33Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:27Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:22Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:18Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:17Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:12Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:11Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:05Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:02Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:58Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:57Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:56Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:55Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:54Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:53Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:52Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:51Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:50Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:49Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:48Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:47Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:46Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:38Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:34Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:31Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:30Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:26Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:25Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:22Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:18Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:14Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:07Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:06Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:04Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:03Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:02Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:01Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:28:00Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:59Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:58Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:57Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:56Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:55Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:54Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:53Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:51Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:46Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:36Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:34Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:31Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:30Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:25Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:24Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:22Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:21Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:20Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:18Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:14Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:12Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:09Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:06Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:27:02Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:59Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:58Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:50Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:43Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:42Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:41Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:40Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:38Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:37Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:36Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:35Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:34Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:33Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:32Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:31Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:30Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:26Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:22Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:18Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:14Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:26:02Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:59Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:58Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:54Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:52Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:51Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:50Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:48Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:47Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:46Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:45Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:44Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:43Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:42Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:41Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:40Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:39Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:38Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:37Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:36Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:35Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:34Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:30Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:26Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:22Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:20Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:18Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:15Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:08Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:04Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:02Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:25:01Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:58Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:57Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:56Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:55Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:54Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:53Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:53Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:52Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:50Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:48Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:47Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:46Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:45Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:44Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:43Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:42Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:38Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:32Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:31Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:30Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:26Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:23Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:22Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:21Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:20Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:14Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:13Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:12Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:06Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:24:01Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:58Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:23:50Caption #595

Board [Post Message]

Sorry for the lateness. I still don't have internet access at home. Adelphia seems to have brand new 'value' packages -- I get to choose from:

  1. No internet access and $25 extra a month
  2. No internet access and $25 extra a month

Welcome to America, the land of the freedom of choice. (as long as it is black)


There are 19 messages for this day.
<3Suns> what happened to guest tuesday?
<yoyology> It's guest Wednesday, silly.
<3Suns> Ah. I've only been around for about a week and last week's guest day was tuesday.

Are you the same yoyology from memepool, btw? 'cause memepool kicks ass.

<yoyology> I am. Also formerly of linkfilter.net, also webmaster of the moribund yoyology.com, and also Karl on LISNews.com.
And now that I look back, you're right. The last several guest caption days have been Tuesdays. What am I thinking?
<Mort> Well they get posted on Tuesday, but you write the captions on Wednesday.

Just like how the date above is for yesterday and not today.

<Luminaire> Heeheehee. Karl.

Guest caption days are definitely Wednesdays -- this I know because I'm never at work on Wed, and consequently don't ever get to write a guest caption. I think Mort uses the preceding dates, though, because that's when the photos were actually emailed....??

<yoyology> Aha! I get it!
<ElvisThePelvis> My head hurts so bad. Is today Tuesday or Wednesday...or is it some other day that corporations invented for shopping, kind of like valentine's day?
<yoyology> It's Florzday. Named after the ancient Norse goddess of confusion.
<guyPaulo> This is really weird. Today I was seriously going to ask yoyo if he's the same as the memepool contributor.

Yoyo, did you have anything to do with this site being featured on memepool?

<Luminaire> Febturday?
<yoyology> I didn't post mostemailed on memepool, but reading the memepool post about mostemailed brought me here.
<yoyology> "yoyology" is pretty unique to me. I've had a couple of people track down my e-mail address and thank me for posting them on memepool.
<mypalmike> Today is Plasmaday. Buy your loved one one of these huge plasma screens. It'll help the economy, and you'll get to watch more TV!
<Mort> Scromp linked this site on memepool, giving me 50,000 hits in one day.

The New York times gave me 125 hits in one day. Thats how powerful memepool is.

The photos are from yesterday's mostemailed list, therefore the date is yesterday. Also I normally update on yesterdays and not on todays.

<guyPaulo> Mort! I've been using your date for all my documents at work! Gads, the horror! This will teach me not to waste time at my cubical of solitude.
<Mort> If I don't have internet connection tonight, then I will have to start guest day using my cell phone.

Which will be hard since it only can deal with 64x64 256 colour images.

<Mort> Just testing :)

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Roger Mexico> Dudes, you gotta hand it over to me!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post