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Most Emailed Photos - 12/07/2003 by Mort
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While I am looking at this weird, half naked cowboy and trying my best to come up with a caption.

I am reminded that my wife, a beautiful creature indeed, is soaking in the bathtub right now.

So I appologise for the lack of caption. I'm going to go join her in the foam.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Lovely though you all are, none of you are currently naked singing christmas carols in the bath. (Well maybe Elvis is...)

There are 5 messages for this day.
<Roger Mexico> Speak for yourself, Mort. "Oh, we shall go a-wassailing, a-wassailing we go, oh we shall . . ."
<yoyology> Where's your dedication to duty, Mort? No work ethic in this country any more. I swan.
<ElvisThePelvis> Rubber Ducky, you're the one. Rubber Ducky, you're lots of fun. Rubber Ducky I am awfully fond of you!
<yoyology> Is that man still in the tub? He must look like a collection of raisins by now.
<Mort> No internet last night (@&#$ Adelphia).

Gimme a second or two.


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