Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/03/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Damn! My wife was so mad at me last night.

She found my Maternal Manatee Mammilla DVD collection,

and my subscription to Broads with Balls.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 227 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:18 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:16 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:15 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:12 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:11 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:10 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:09 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:08 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:07 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:05 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:04 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:03 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:02 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:00 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:59 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:58 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:57 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:56 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:55 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:53 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:52 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:51 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:50 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:49 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:48 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:47 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:44 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:43 Caption #-44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:42 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:41 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:40 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:37 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:35 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:34 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:32 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:31 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:29 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:28 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:27 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:26 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:25 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:24 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:23 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:22 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:21 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:20 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:19 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:18 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:17 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:16 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:15 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:14 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:13 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:12 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:11 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:10 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:08 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:07 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:06 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:04 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:03 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:01 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:00 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:59 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:58 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:57 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:56 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:55 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:54 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:52 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:51 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:50 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:49 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:48 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:47 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:46 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:45 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:44 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:43 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:42 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:41 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:40 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:39 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:38 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:37 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:36 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:35 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:34 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:32 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:31 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:30 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:29 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:28 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:27 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:26 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:25 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:24 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:23 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:22 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:21 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:20 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:19 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:18 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:17 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:16 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:15 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:14 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:13 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:12 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:10 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:09 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:08 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:07 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:06 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:05 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:04 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:02 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:01 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:00 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:58 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:57 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:56 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:55 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:54 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:53 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:51 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:50 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:49 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:48 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:47 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:46 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:45 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:44 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:43 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:42 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:41 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:40 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:39 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:38 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:36 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:35 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:34 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:33 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:32 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:31 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:30 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:29 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:28 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:27 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:26 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:25 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:24 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:23 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:22 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:21 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:20 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:19 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:17 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:16 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:15 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:14 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:13 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:12 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:11 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:10 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:09 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:08 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:07 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:06 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:04 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:03 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:02 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:01 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:00 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:59 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:58 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:57 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:56 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:55 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:54 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:53 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:52 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:51 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:50 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:49 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:48 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:47 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:46 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:44 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:43 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:42 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:41 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:40 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:39 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:38 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:37 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:36 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:35 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:34 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:33 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:32 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:31 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:30 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:29 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:28 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:27 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:26 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:25 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:24 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:23 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:22 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:21 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:20 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:18 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:17 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:16 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:15 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:14 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:13 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:12 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:10 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:09 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:08 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:07 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:06 Caption #443

Board

[Post Message]

I ran out of ideas, so I went for crass humour. Of course these fetishes probably exist out there...

There are 18 messages for this day.

<Lauren> Mort, crass humor is always good and, in this case, extremely good. I am anxious to see if anyone can top it.

<guyPaulo> Lauren was so excited she said it twice. HeHe. Why don't we get as dirty as possible today, just for kicks.

<yoyology> Being original and tasteless will be a challenge here. Once you get past the bestiality and "pussy" jokes, you gotta get really esoteric.

<ElvisThePelvis> I would like to apologize for all of my comments today and any offense they may have caused. I would also like to apologize the PETA, The Fat Chick Association of America, NAMBLA, the NFL, Furrys are People Too, the Catholic Church and finally to my wonderful children and beautiful wife who have stood by me despite my 10 years of drug abuse and 7 arrests (no convictions).

<yoyology> You've been wasted for 10 years, arrested 7 times, and still managed to have 17 affairs and father 3 bastards? Damn, that's some stamina!

<Lauren> yoyo, I believe Elvis's name says it all...

<ElvisThePelvis> Thank you, thank you very much.

<yoyology> Uh-huh-huh.

<Mort> Well what did we learn from today?
Lauren likes read all things crass.
Elvis only has smut on his mind and in his captions.
guyPaulo kinda reminds me of Beavis.
Yoyo is Esoteric Presley.

<yoyology> Hey, I studiously avoided making a reference to Barbara Manatee from the Veggietales. Give me some credit.

<ElvisThePelvis> Oh, Oh, I learned how to spell Ecumenical.

<yoyology> Now you just need to work on "gender", "intensely", "breastfeeding" and "altarboy". :-)

<ElvisThePelvis> yeah, well, my web browser needs a spellchecker. It is tough to post without getting caught here in the jail library.

<MLimburg> Mort, another bs idea :) How about a link on the images to the original yahoo story. That way, we can quickly check on the story behind the pic.

<yoyology> You know, that's not bad. I usually try to do that, but this time it was harder, because the football story had already scrolled off the list.

<me> you guys like to wank on grama cunt

<me> and grampa
balls

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post