Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 329 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:14 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:13 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:12 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:11 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:10 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:09 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:08 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:07 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:04 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:03 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:02 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:59 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:56 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:55 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:54 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:51 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:47 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:46 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:43 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:39 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:38 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:37 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:36 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:35 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:34 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:33 Caption #957

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:32 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:31 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:30 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:26 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:23 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:19 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:18 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:15 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:14 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:10 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:07 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:06 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:05 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:04 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:03 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:02 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:01 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:00 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:59 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:58 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:57 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:56 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:54 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:51 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:50 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:47 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:46 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:42 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:39 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:34 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:32 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:31 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:30 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:29 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:28 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:27 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:26 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:25 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:22 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:20 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:18 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:14 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:12 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:11 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:10 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:08 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:06 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:03 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:59 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:55 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:54 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:53 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:52 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:51 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:50 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:47 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:42 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:40 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:39 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:38 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:37 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:36 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:35 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:34 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:30 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:28 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:27 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:24 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:23 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:20 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:19 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:18 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:15 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:13 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:11 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:10 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:07 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:06 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:03 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:02 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:58 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:54 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:53 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:52 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:51 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:49 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:48 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:47 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:45 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:42 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:41 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:40 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:39 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:38 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:37 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:36 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:35 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:34 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:32 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:31 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:30 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:29 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:28 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:27 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:26 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:25 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:24 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:23 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:22 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:21 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:20 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:18 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:17 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:16 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:14 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:11 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:06 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:05 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:03 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:00 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:59 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:58 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:55 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:52 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:50 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:47 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:43 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:42 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:41 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:39 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:37 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:35 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:34 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:31 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:30 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:26 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:24 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:22 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:19 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:18 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:17 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:16 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:15 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:14 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:13 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:11 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:10 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:09 Caption #-77

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:08 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:07 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:06 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:05 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:04 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:03 Caption #-82

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:02 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:01 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:59 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:58 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:57 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:54 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:51 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:46 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:42 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:39 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:38 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:34 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:31 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:28 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:26 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:23 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:22 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:20 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:19 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:18 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:16 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:14 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:12 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:11 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:10 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:08 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:04 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:02 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:01 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:59 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:58 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:55 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:53 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:50 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:48 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:47 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:43 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:39 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:38 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:37 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:34 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:32 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:31 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:30 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:29 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:27 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:25 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:23 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:19 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:18 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:17 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:14 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:11 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:07 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:05 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:02 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:39:01 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:59 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:54 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:53 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:52 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:50 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:49 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:48 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:47 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:46 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:45 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:42 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:39 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:38 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:34 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:31 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:28 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:27 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:22 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:20 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:18 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:16 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:11 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:10 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:08 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:07 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:38:03 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:59 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:58 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:57 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:56 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:54 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:51 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:50 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:47 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:44 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:42 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:41 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:39 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:38 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:36 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:35 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:34 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:30 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:27 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:26 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:24 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:22 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:21 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:19 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:18 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:17 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:15 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:14 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:13 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:12 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:10 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:09 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:07 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:06 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:04 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:03 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:37:02 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:59 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:56 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:54 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:53 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:52 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:51 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:50 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:49 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:47 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:44 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:43 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:42 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:40 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:39 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:34 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:33 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:32 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:31 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:28 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:26 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:23 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:21 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:20 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:19 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:36:17 Caption #119

Board

[Post Message]

Today's winner is yet again

guyPaulo

who seems to save up all his weekly funny to win on Wednesdays.

Honourable mentions this week go to: Morgus in the blue dress (cute!), and Axolotl.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<yoyology> Man, this is a toughie!

<guyPaulo> Those last two photos are quite possibly the most disturbing I have ever seen, with the exception of Celine Dion.

<Mort> I didn't want to make it too easy for you.

<mypalmike> I keep wondering... Teh New Sexy. Teh?

<yoyology> There needs to be a clock on the site on Wednesdays, so we know if we are close to the deadline.

Or maybe that's just me.

<Mort> You want me to put animating gifs, blinking text and wonderous midi music up when the deadline is over?

<TJ Eckleburg> Remember to back up the site!

<yoyology> Actually, Mort, what would work best would be if you sent me an e-mail to each of my addresses, AIM, ICQ, a text message on my cellphone and a direct psychic flash to my cerebral cortex. Get to work on that, willya? :-)

<Mort> Thanks TJ I just backed it up.

yoyo - I can easily write the scripts to send you email/IM/IRC/text messages at 3pm PST.

I also have a power drill to give you some flashes in your cerebral cortex.

<guyPaulo-darkside> I AM THE GOD OF WEDNESDAY!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME, FOR FEAR THAT I BECOME WROTH AND SMITE THY PITIFUL CAPTIONS LIKE THE WORM-FOOD THEY ARE! THERE WILL BE MUCH WAILING AND LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!

<guyPaulo-lightside> I'm very flattered to be on top again. There were good captions by yoyo, mypalmike and MLimburg. My captions are a bit long, I think, but I'm trying to shorten them up a bit.

<mypalmike> Whoa. That guyPaulo is one tweaked dude.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post