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Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2003 by Mort
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They said no mortal man could defeat the new mechanical wonder.

They said not even an elephant's might could make it fall down.
But they did not know the true strength of the Conquerer of Iraq, the Leader of the Right.

The glorious President of America pushed over the Segway like it was a mere toy.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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It feels so much better to do satire rather than depend on the good old sexual standards. Making fun of George Bush is like arguing with someone on AOL, so enjoyable and yet so easy.

The little elephant was in the top 3 photos at 2am this morning which is when I came up with the idea. It suddenly disappeared off the list when it came time to put this up, so I had to hunt for it. I also needed the elephant because it is the symbol of the republican party, which subtly linked it all together.

I realize that this blog is totally uninteresting to anyone else, but it's not for you.

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