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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/25/2005 by Kumiho
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Walking into the meeting I stopped, startled by what confronted me.

Impossibly, Da Vinci's war machine, known only from scraps of parchment and rumor sat in the center of the room. Academic curiosity warred with disbelief.

"I told you it was real." She purred, stepping out from the shadows. "Now, watch as I destroy you with the very machine you 'proved' couldn't exist!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Morgus> The Da Vinci Code!
<Kumiho> Only if the Da Vinci Code met the Captionmonkys.
<Kumiho> Hmmm.. "the Da Vinci Code and the the Captionmonkys"... sounds like a 60s rock group.
<Axolotl> "Ah, main non!", said the swarthy policeman as the young cryptophilesystemsanalystexpert lady with 5 phDs turned a dial on the machine that caused it to emit an eerire sound as if the message folded up into a hidden compartment in the turret dissolved in exquisite tarragon vinegar.
<What?> Sounds like Tesla to me (no, not the rock band)
<Kumiho> Tesla created a number of amazing inventions, one of the best being the tesla coil.

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