The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Frogs, dogs and tongues... What more can you say, I thought the images before were bad. If the tongue stays one more day then I might have to stop, there is so little you can do with that image.

Thanks to Dreamserpent, Kittynose and definitely Marsfire for helping me find a frog fashion makeover TV show name. Marsfire came up with the "Fashion on the hop" one, which I thought was so TLC. They don't actually know what it was for, they must think I am working on some weird tv pilot.

This is what I asked them:
<Mort> if there was a fashion makeover tv show and the fashion experts were frogs what would be a clever name to call it?

Not many people would take the time to answer such a silly and surreal question like that.

Adelphia really sucks, I can't put this up right now because ftp access is down.

I am switching!

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