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Most Emailed Photos - 05/11/2006 by Allen
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I anally raped an elephant today.

He screamed and wailed, but his buddies really enjoyed watching while they held onto him.

So that's what I've been up to lately. What's new with you.

Your friend,
Poe L. Bear

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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