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Most Emailed Photos - 11/21/2005 by mybitterenemymike
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I asked Condoleeza if I could take a break from all that meeting stuff to go use the bathroom.

But I really left to go spank the monkey. Good thing I brought some porn and a portable DVD player in my coat jacket.

Oh good, my favorite part is coming up.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> I love the 21st Century.
<lauren> I think going to the little boys' room is about all Dubbya can do on his own.
<Bavid Dyrden> Yes, JP, it's a great century. In the 20th century we could make stupid jokes about dumb photos, but we couldn't get 1000 people to waste their time reading.

In the 22nd century, the photos will make jokes about us.

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