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Most Emailed Photos - 08/08/2004 by guyPaulo
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That skank was ruining my career. Her allegations that I paid her for oral sex had been plastered all over the media like a lewd billboard for weeks.

The ensuing trial was a real boxing match of wits between our attornies. At one point, that lying slut stated that she had put my entire manhood in her mouth while in my office. We pounched on this point and made her open her jaws wide for the jury as evidence.

My lawyer had me drop my legal briefs and pleaded:
"If his cock won't fit, you must acquit!!!"

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