Dogs have evolved into superior beings, who demand that their "owners" give them more attention and care than is given to most humans in 3rd world countries...(wait a minute...)
Having successfully led his Green Party coup de taut of the White House and installed himself as Supreme Emperor, overlord Ralph Nader laughs as the former leaders of world bow at his feet. His dark reign of terror would plunge the world into a dark period of Darkness, lasting for many dark years.
Fortunately, most people don't notice because reality TV is still popular and keeps the masses sedated with a steady stream of mammillary hijinks!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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