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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I planned to show Bessie and her hot little sister a hot time tonight.

I groomed myself all day in preparation for our night of illicit love.

As sunset approached I learned my first lesson of the night:

Never undress behind the cow.

I feared there would be more lessons to come....

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<3Suns> Dammit, I totally didn't read this before writing mine. I guess "Bessie" is the name for a bovine lover these days.
<ajiav> so long as it has the -ssie suffix, it makes for a good cow name.

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