I planned to show Bessie and her hot little sister a hot time tonight.
I groomed myself all day in preparation for our night of illicit love.
As sunset approached I learned my first lesson of the night:
Never undress behind the cow.
I feared there would be more lessons to come....
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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