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Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I grow bored of the drunken pussy jokes.

And the jokes about holes and vaginas.

Why here in Menustronia we value the female sexual organs...we certainly do not ridicule them!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<mypalmike> Isn't it "Menstruonia"?
<Carol> Or Minestronia, land of bean & pasta soup.
<ElvisThePelvis> I should not post from my blackberry...I need dictionary.com.

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