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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Down with Chavez!" she cried.

"Dude, I know she's a serious protester and all, but I can't my eyes off that ASS! God I'm horny!"


With that, the easily excited koalas lined up for a sexy gay koala man-train.

After witnessing the gay-koala-orgy, this guru remarked "What the f*ck got them all worked up? That bitch is too skinny. Give me a fly honey with an ass about THIS wide. Pimps up, biatch, I'll tap that sh*t."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 11 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Good, except I don't see how that butt would excite the gay koalas...
<Pedro Gonzales> She does have a really nice ass
<guyPaulo> Logic has no place in my captions, Lauren. Besides, the koalas are "easily excited."
<Lauren> Sorry, guy, I should have known that.
<Carol> Classic.
<3Suns> Great. Though the 2nd picture would be funnier if the koalas actually had horns.
<Mort> They do, you just can't see them 3Suns.
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<mypalmike> Gotta get here early to post the first gay koala orgy joke.

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