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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Carol
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Buddhism
   
Advantage: Chance to return as a higher form of life.
   
Disadvantage: All your friends turn to cats before you do.

Agnosticism/Unitarianism
   
Advantage: Think for yourself here on earth.
   
Disadvantage: No second act.
(Or is there?)

Christianity
   
Advantage: Chance for everlasting reward
   
Disadvantage: Chance for everlasting hell in underwire and high heels (pictured).
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Stormi> Good thing I'm a Daoist. The rest just look...painful, somhow.
<Lauren> Oh, why didn't I think of this, Carol? It's great.
<guyPaulo> I have a friend who is an "Azatrue"(sp?). This is the indiginous Norse religion before Christianity came to Scandinavia. I myself believe that god is a giant gerbil, running in his wheel in the center of the earth. Therefore, I am offended that your caption didn't include these, or other, alternative religious. (Sniff)
<Axolotl> Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
<H. Monkey> Axolotl: Dog is dead.
<mypalmike> Great caption, Carol!
<Severian> Excellent.

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