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Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Lauren
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I asked for a permanent wave and a facial waxing and look at me. I'm a mess.

My hair is a mass of tangled frizz and my beard looks like dirty socks. I cannot be seen in public like this and have been unable to do my job.

And that is why I am asking you to find in my favor against Topper's Spa, Judge Judy.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Roger Mexico> Gosh, I hope you're not RALPH Lauren! I hate those Aryan-nirvana clothing ads in the Sunday Times!
<Lauren> So let me get this str8, Rog. You actually read those ads?
<Luminaire> I'm tempted to make a bikini wax joke here, but I probably shouldn't.

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