Comrades. We must revolt against the facist and elitist human dictators.
Their sick breeding and genetical experimentation on our mammal brethren must STOP!
They keep us caged up like meer reptiles, feeding us only old and cast off food.
Now they seek to control us with their el-ek-tro-nik devices.
We have agents in all the human homes. Comrades tonight will be a historic night. We will launch a shock and awe attack and fill their shoes with poop!
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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