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Most Emailed Photos - 07/07/2003 by Mort
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Animal rights are very important, PETA recently made some great steps forward.
Cartoons can no longer exploit hippos by forcing them to waterski in tutus.

Bulls can no longer be restrained from entering china shops, even if they break the no shirt, no shoes rules.

Chicken will be allowed to cross any road necessary to enact random inspections of KFC for evidence of ICT (Instruments of Chicken Torture).


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I know a dog called Peta, named after the PETA organization. He is a cool dog that rolls over so you can scratch his belly, but growls if you do something wrong.

I was tempted to do a chicken and pig joke for the last caption, but I thought it was tacky. I will save it for another day...

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