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Most Emailed Photos - 06/30/2003 by Mort
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Carmen although beautiful, was the terror of the Island of Manhattan.

She was behind the gay hockey gang that plagued Greenwich Village for so many years.

Later in life she moved to Queens to sell shore front property to the elderly.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I didn't approve of the strip I had up here first so I changed it. It was crude and not really that funny. Hopefully I can look back at it and not make the same mistake again.

  • Keira Knightley, star of the film 'Pirates of the Caribbean' is also staring in a similar gay porn film

  • 'Butt Pirates of the Carnal Lesbian', is a deep impacting film about the rollicking adventures of Gay Seamen and their mistress the Lesbian Queen (Kiera Knightley).

  • In their quest to pillage, plunder and roger until they can afford their very own underwater love shack.

    The second caption doesn't exactly match the image, I think I was just distracted by the butt!

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