[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.

His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 235 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:28Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:27Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:26Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:25Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:24Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:23Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:22Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:21Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:20Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:19Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:18Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:14Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:10Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:07Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:06Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:05Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:04Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:03Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:02Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:01Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:00Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:59Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:56Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:54Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:51Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:50Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:49Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:45Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:42Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:40Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:39Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:24Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:18Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:17Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:15Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:12Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:11Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:10Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:09Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:08Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:07Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:06Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:05Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:59Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:58Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:57Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:56Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:55Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:54Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:53Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:52Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:51Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:50Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:49Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:48Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:47Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:42Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:40Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:35Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:34Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:33Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:32Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:31Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:30Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:29Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:28Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:27Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:25Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:23Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:20Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:17Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:16Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:15Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:14Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:13Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:12Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:11Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:10Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:09Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:05Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:00Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:55Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:51Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:50Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:45Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:40Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:39Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:31Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:30Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:29Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:28Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:27Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:26Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:25Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:24Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:23Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:22Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:21Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:20Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:17Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:16Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:15Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:14Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:06Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:51Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:47Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:46Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:42Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:41Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:40Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:39Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:38Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:37Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:35Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:33Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:32Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:31Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:29Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:28Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:27Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:26Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:25Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:23Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:19Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:18Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:09Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:08Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:07Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:06Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:05Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:04Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:03Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:02Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:59Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:58Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:57Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:56Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:55Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:54Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:53Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:52Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:51Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:50Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:31Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:17Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:16Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:15Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:14Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:13Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:12Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:11Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:10Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:09Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker04:12:08Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:58Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:54Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:52Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:50Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:49Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:47Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:45Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:43Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:37Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:34Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:32Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:26Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:24Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:23Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:22Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:11Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:10Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:09Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:08Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:07Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:06Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:05Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:04Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker04:11:02Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:49Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:43Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:42Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:41Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:40Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:39Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:38Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:37Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:34Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:31Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:30Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:29Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:28Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:27Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:24Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:23Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:22Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:21Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:20Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:19Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:18Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:15Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:11Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:09Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:07Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker04:10:06Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:46Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:45Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:44Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:43Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:42Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:41Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:40Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:39Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:38Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:26Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:25Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:24Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:14Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:09Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:08Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:07Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:06Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker04:09:05Caption #81

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post