[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.

His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 333 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:36Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:35Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:34Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:33Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:31Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:29Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:27Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:25Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:24Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:22Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:20Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:18Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:16Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:14Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:13Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:12Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:11Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:10Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:09Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:08Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:07Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:05Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:04Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:03Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:02Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:01Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:00Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:59Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:57Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:56Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:55Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:54Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:53Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:52Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:51Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:50Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:49Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:47Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:46Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:45Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:43Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:41Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:39Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:37Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:36Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:34Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:32Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:31Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:30Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:29Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:28Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:26Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:25Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:22Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:20Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:19Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:18Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:17Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:16Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:15Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:13Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:12Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:11Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:07Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:05Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:04Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:03Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:01Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:00Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:59Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:58Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:56Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:55Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:54Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:52Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:51Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:50Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:48Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:46Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:45Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:44Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:43Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:42Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:41Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:40Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:39Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:37Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:35Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:33Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:31Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:29Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:27Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:26Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:25Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:24Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:23Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:22Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:21Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:20Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:18Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:17Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:16Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:15Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:12Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:11Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:10Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:09Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:08Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:07Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:05Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:04Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:03Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:02Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:01Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:59Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:58Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:57Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:56Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:55Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:54Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:53Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:50Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:49Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:48Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:47Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:46Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:44Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:43Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:42Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:41Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:40Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:39Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:38Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:37Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:36Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:34Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:32Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:31Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:30Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:29Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:28Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:27Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:26Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:25Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:17Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:16Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:14Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:13Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:12Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:11Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:10Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:07Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:05Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:04Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:03Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:02Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:01Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:00Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:56Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:54Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:53Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:52Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:51Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:46Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:45Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:43Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:41Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:29Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:24Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:12Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:57Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:56Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:55Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:54Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:53Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:52Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:51Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:50Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:43Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:42Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:41Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:40Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:39Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:38Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:37Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:27Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:25Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:23Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:22Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:21Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:20Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:19Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:18Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:10Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:04Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:00Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:59Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:58Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:57Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:56Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:54Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:52Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:51Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:50Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:49Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:48Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:46Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:35Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:32Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:31Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:30Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:29Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:28Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:27Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:26Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:25Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:13Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:09Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:58Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:53Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:50Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:48Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:46Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:41Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:40Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:39Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:38Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:37Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:33Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:32Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:31Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:29Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:28Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:27Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:26Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:25Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:24Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:23Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:18Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:17Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:16Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:15Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:14Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:12Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:11Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:10Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:08Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:07Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:03Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:55Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:53Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:51Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:50Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:49Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:48Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:47Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:43Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:42Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:41Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:40Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:39Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:38Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:35Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:34Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:30Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:29Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:19Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:18Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:12Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:11Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:07Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:04Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:03Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:02Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:58Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:57Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:56Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:55Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:54Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:44Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:43Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:41Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:39Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:28Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:27Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:25Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:23Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:22Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:20Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:18Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:11Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:07Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:03Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:59Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:53Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:52Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:48Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:41Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:36Caption #82

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post