The Wizard of Oz, The SequelAfter Auntie Em passed away, Dorothy sold the farm, moved to the city, and spent all her money on plastic surgery. |
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...An over-indulged Toto perished in a sea of explosive diarrhea before he could write his memoirs. |
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...The witch, not Glenda, but the one who was a real dog, married one of the flying monkies and lived happily ever after. |
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