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Most Emailed Photos - 01/18/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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Mr. Gere, your room is ready sir!

Yes Sir Mr. Gere, the monkey does know how to

Thank you for tip Mr. Gere! One moment while I get this attached to you testicles.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> I guess it was inevitable.
<Axolotl> I warned you!
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes Mr. Anderson, it is inevitable. The tide of Gere jokes has just begun. Soon every joke, riddle, slapstick bit and moral lesson will include a reference to Mr. Gere. You have been warned Mr. Anderson.
<JP> I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the RED pill?

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