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Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by obtuse
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People who go to strip clubs generally fall into two categories.

There are those who act like they're watching C-SPAN, and have this inscrutable look about their face.

And those who try to attract the dancers' attention, using money, hand gestures, or kissy-faces.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> I go for more of a slack-jawed, drooling, horny idiot look.
<Mort> The famous guyPaulo "love stare" then?

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