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Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by obtuse
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People who go to strip clubs generally fall into two categories.

There are those who act like they're watching C-SPAN, and have this inscrutable look about their face.

And those who try to attract the dancers' attention, using money, hand gestures, or kissy-faces.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I go for more of a slack-jawed, drooling, horny idiot look.
<Mort> The famous guyPaulo "love stare" then?

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