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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/18/2004

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The cybernetic dog's head mounted on the back of my "shaggin' wagon" is at the bleeding edge of aftermarket styles. Chicks dig the retro sunglasses.

It's not just for looks, though. It gives me a heads-up display on my instrument panel to locate those fine, busty ladies using radar.

After I find one, I pull up next to them, roll down my window, and give them a more intimate heads-up display of my own.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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