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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/23/2003 by Nick Lachey
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When I began to date Jessica Simpson, I wanted to sleep with her so bad.

She told me she wanted to save herself for her wedding night. She was so desirable and beautiful that I decided to save up all my condoms to that special night.

Little did I know what a monster she would turn into.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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