[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 09/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

When the kittens were born, I asked my Dad where I came from.

"Well your mother and I met at something adults like to call an 'orgy'" he said.

"But in my nervous rush to get rutting, I forgot how to use the condom vending manchine."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 259 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:40Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:36Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:26Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:24Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:18Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:16Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:10Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:09Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:05Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:03Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker22:53:00Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:57Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:56Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:53Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:52Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:50Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:45Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:43Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:37Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:34Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:28Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:27Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:25Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:21Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:17Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:12Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:11Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:10Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:09Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:08Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:07Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:06Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:05Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:04Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker22:52:00Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:59Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:58Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:57Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:50Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:47Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:46Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:43Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:42Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:41Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:39Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:34Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:32Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:31Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:23Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:20Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:16Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:14Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:13Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:09Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker22:51:01Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:57Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:54Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:53Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:50Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:49Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:48Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:39Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:34Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:30Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:22Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:21Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:14Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:13Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:09Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:07Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:04Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:03Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker22:50:00Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:59Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:54Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:45Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:44Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:42Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:40Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:36Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:35Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:29Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:28Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:27Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:26Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:24Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:22Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:21Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:20Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:15Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:14Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:13Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:12Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:11Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:09Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:08Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:02Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker22:49:00Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:58Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:57Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:53Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:51Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:50Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:48Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:46Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:42Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:41Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:40Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:38Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:36Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:33Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:32Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:27Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:24Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:23Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:20Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:16Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:15Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:13Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:10Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:09Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:08Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:07Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:06Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:03Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:02Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:01Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker22:48:00Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:57Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:55Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:52Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:51Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:48Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:47Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:46Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:45Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:44Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:43Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:42Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:41Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:40Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:39Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:38Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:37Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:36Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:30Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:21Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:20Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:19Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:17Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:13Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:09Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:08Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:05Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:04Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker22:47:02Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:59Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:58Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:56Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:54Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:53Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:52Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:50Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:47Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:43Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:41Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:40Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:39Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:36Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:35Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:34Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:32Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:31Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:30Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:29Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:28Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:27Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:26Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:24Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:18Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:14Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:13Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:09Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:07Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:06Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:03Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker22:46:00Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:58Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:56Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:55Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:52Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:44Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:42Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:38Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:36Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:34Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:33Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:32Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:30Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:27Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:25Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:24Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:23Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:16Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:13Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:09Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:07Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:04Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker22:45:02Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:58Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:56Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:54Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:53Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:51Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:49Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:46Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:45Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:41Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:39Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:38Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:37Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:32Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:26Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:25Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:23Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:21Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:19Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:18Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:17Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:15Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:13Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:12Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:08Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:06Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:04Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:03Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker22:44:00Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:58Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:53Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:52Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:48Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:47Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:45Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker22:43:42Caption #598

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post