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Most Emailed Photos - 07/26/2004 by obtuse
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She certainly elevated my bridge, if you know what I mean.

I slowly slid my little man inside her tunnel of love.

She pulled out the Kama Sutra book. I tried all nine variations of doggie-style, and she loved each one more than the last.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> I forgot to comment about wrapping up your little man in protective gear (though a hazmat suit is a bit overkill).
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