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Most Emailed Photos - 07/25/2004 by mypalmike
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Winona Ryder first took out a restraining order against me when I jumped her on the red carpet at the opening of Alien: Resurrection.

Since then, I have tried to earn her trust back by carving hundreds of sand sculptures in her likeness. But she still doesn't respond to my letters, which seems rude considering I take the time to sign them in blood.

So I'm working on a disguse. Cross-dressing as a prostitute, I'm hoping we'll eventually end up in the same jail cell some day.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> cross dressing prositute! LMAO!

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