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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004

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It is true I am quite fat.

My attempts to cover my bald head are laughable as well.

But most folks stay away because of what happens when I fart.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Eggs Ackley> Only the punchline works.
<Carol> I like that the guy is attempting a beard comb-over.
<3Suns> A beard-over, I like it.
<Axolotl> Cuttin' da cheese! Cuttin' da cheese!
Dah-dah-dah-duh!
Cuttin' da cheese! Cuttin' da cheese!
Dah-dah-dah-duh!
<ajiav> people are being unreasonably critical today...
again, there's nothing wrong with this!

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