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Most Emailed Photos - 04/01/2004 by obtuse
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I don't presume to know why the pig was in my pool, but when it saw me, it detonated a literal atom bomb of a fart.

I sure wasn't going to hang around. I bolted from my seat and ran away as fast as possible.

But I wasn't running fast enough. Propelled on a rocket of its own gasses, it flew after me, and knocked me down.

I was at its mercy...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> Pigs are scary.
<mypalmike> I almost did a similar (E.D.) joke about the pig in the pool. Nice one.
<Fah Q> Ragen Bacon!

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