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Most Emailed Photos - 04/01/2004 by obtuse
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I don't presume to know why the pig was in my pool, but when it saw me, it detonated a literal atom bomb of a fart.

I sure wasn't going to hang around. I bolted from my seat and ran away as fast as possible.

But I wasn't running fast enough. Propelled on a rocket of its own gasses, it flew after me, and knocked me down.

I was at its mercy...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> Pigs are scary.
<mypalmike> I almost did a similar (E.D.) joke about the pig in the pool. Nice one.
<Fah Q> Ragen Bacon!

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