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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by obtuse
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny

My anaconda don't want none
unless you've got buns, hon

Even white boys got to shout:
Baby got back
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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