I love the thrill of changing my socks while flying through midair on my bike.
But I always practice safe sex when making sweet jungle love to my pet tiger.
Always flirting with disaster, I learned early that you never turn your back in my infamous Uncle Happyhands, but I never could resist his delicious wine-flavored candy-coated sleeping pills.
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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