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Most Emailed Photos - 11/24/2003 by guyPaulo
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My interests are varied.

I love the thrill of changing my socks while flying through midair on my bike.


But I always practice safe sex when making sweet jungle love to my pet tiger.

Always flirting with disaster, I learned early that you never turn your back in my infamous Uncle Happyhands, but I never could resist his delicious wine-flavored candy-coated sleeping pills.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> I couldn't resist. Just look at that tiger's big eyes. He's definitely being attacked by the pale python.

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