caution: brown's chicken is so tasty that you may, in your eagerness, ingest our trademark spork™ while enjoying your meal. |
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the reason our chicken's so tasty? they're the coolest. just look at them, basking in a free-range sunlit pond, blissfully unaware that just 63 days from their birth, they'll be dead and fried. |
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caution: due to tenderness-enhancing chemicals, consuming our delicious chicken more than three times a month may cause birth defects. |
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