The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 42 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:27	Caption #770
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:26	Caption #368
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:25	Caption #803
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:24	Caption #392
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:23	Caption #756
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:22	Caption #205
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:21	Caption #427
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:20	Caption #762
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:19	Caption #585
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:18	Caption #113
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:17	Caption #64
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:16	Caption #820
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:15	Caption #370
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:14	Caption #152
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:13	Caption #394
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:12	Caption #758
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:11	Caption #424
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:10	Caption #53
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:09	Caption #79
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:08	Caption #521
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:07	Caption #115
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:06	Caption #66
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:05	Caption #596
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:04	Caption #612
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:03	Caption #79
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:02	Caption #731
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:01	Caption #146
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:30:00	Caption #426
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:59	Caption #202
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:58	Caption #176
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:57	Caption #246
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:56	Caption #760
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:55	Caption #116
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:54	Caption #426
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:53	Caption #564
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:52	Caption #520
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:51	Caption #229
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:50	Caption #398
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:49	Caption #760
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:48	Caption #208
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:47	Caption #545
Mr. Noname	Lurker	23:29:46	Caption #453