[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 104 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:32Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:31Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:30Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:29Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:28Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:27Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:25Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:24Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:23Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:22Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:21Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:20Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:19Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:18Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:17Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:13Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:12Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:09Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:05Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:03Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:59Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:57Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:50Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:49Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:48Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:47Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:43Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:41Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:38Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:37Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:36Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:35Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:34Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:33Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:32Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:31Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:30Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:29Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:28Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:27Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:25Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:24Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:22Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:21Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:20Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:19Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:18Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:13Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:11Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:10Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:09Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:08Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:07Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:06Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:05Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:03Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:02Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:01Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:00Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:57Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:53Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:52Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:49Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:46Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:45Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:44Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:42Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:40Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:39Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:38Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:37Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:36Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:31Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:28Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:27Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:26Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:25Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:23Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:22Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:20Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:19Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:18Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:16Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:14Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:13Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:09Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:06Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:05Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:03Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:02Caption #

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post