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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004

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He thought she was a bit of a wet fish, but when they were finally alone she tore her clothes off and bit him like a rabid animal.

He liked hard and fast and dirty, but she was rough, leaving deep red welts all over his body.

"Ooo Gladis! This is the most sordid caption I have ever read. It is pure filth!"

"I know Doris, the punchline is nasty and pornographic, lets stop reading!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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