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Most Emailed Photos - 04/21/2005 by Fu Manchu
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As a professional sperm donor, I'm responsible for all those ugly babies you see.

My job exhausts me and I'm always tired after a hard day at the office. I get bad wrist cramps, too.

Why don't I quit? The job is convenient.

See, I have abnormally high sperm levels, and if I don't let it all out at work, my wife gets covered with it in the bedroom.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Bavid Dyrden> You've been buying products from those spammers, haven't you.

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