[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/21/2005 by Fu Manchu
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As a professional sperm donor, I'm responsible for all those ugly babies you see.

My job exhausts me and I'm always tired after a hard day at the office. I get bad wrist cramps, too.

Why don't I quit? The job is convenient.

See, I have abnormally high sperm levels, and if I don't let it all out at work, my wife gets covered with it in the bedroom.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Bavid Dyrden> You've been buying products from those spammers, haven't you.

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