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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004 by Fu Manchu
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When I heard the news, I nearly burst my eyeball. "No! That -- that can't be possible."

"Says so right here Cap'n. A force 10 political shitstorm headed our way. ETA: November."

"Quick. Lock the doors. Get the shotguns. And hide the children."

"Too late, Cap'n. Too late."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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